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19.5 🕯

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I love that both the shens are two faced in such insanely different ways. Shen jiu pretends to be haughty but he's hiding the fact that he's traumatized and insecure. Shen yuan pretends to be cool but he's hiding that he's really a huge fucking nerd who reads porn for plot

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Since shen yuan liked Liu mingyan the most because she doesn't have any sex scenes with binghe do you think he was reading bingge x mingyan fanfics where they go on dates and don't hold hands and he doesn't kiss her goodbye or touch at all like some catholic

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Guy in a BL: actually you don't remember me but when I was a kid you helped me out and I fell for you then

Me reading this same scenario for the billionth time: oh my god no one talk to me this is so fucking peak . I'm shaking

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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If you ever have a thought that's not about shen yuan would you end it all

This is actually a common misconception. I have non-shizun related thoughts all the time, and they're necessary to produce more shizun thoughts.

For example: I think "I want to eat cake" (non suizun related though) and that leads me to thinking about shizun erotically licking frosting off my fingers (shizun thought). Without darkness there cannot be light and without non shizun thoughts there cannot be shizun thoughts

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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as a shizunfucker do you think it would be excessive for you to make a (small) shrine dedicated to shizun asking because i'm ill about a different character (xie lian)

Let's hope the bingqiu nendoroids get a rerun ..

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Yō! I'm sick and I was hoping you have some Transmigrator Lan Zhan or sacubus Shen Yuan to lift my morals during this trying time 🙏🙏🙏

Unfortunately I only have non-svsss au thoughts once in a blue moon. Someone please adopt this au and feed everyone in my place

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Ning Yingying: when I turned 13 my dad took me on a "date" to show me how I should be treated. He held the car door open for me and paid the bill and pushed my seat for me. It was so cute and it raised my standards!

Binghe: I totally get that, when yuan ge and I were in high-school I french kissed him all the time so he'd know what good kissing feels like. That way he can have standards even without being very experienced in dating

Yingying: oh that's not.....

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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Imagine if modern binghe still had heavenly demon blood and became some sort of super hero and one day he rescued shen yuan and carried his blushing friend home bridal style. Like vibrating out of his skin bc omg yuan ge was so cute in my arms and he was so shy insisting "I'm too tired to walk home but I can call someone to help me, you don't have to..." before holding on to binghe tight

And the next day binghe is so cheery as he asks "yuan ge, did something interesting happen recently?" And shen yuan says "hmm? Oh, the newest pidw update was garbage!! Can you believe-" and binghe listens to shen yuan rant and goes wait... he's not going to talk about it?

And binghe lies and says "I saw a picture online of that hero guy carrying you" and shen yuan goes a little pink and says "oh.. yeah, he brought me home. No big deal" and now binghe is STRESSING because holy shit how many gay encounters does yuan ge have that he doesn't mention. What do you mean being carried home bridal style is no big deal. How many men are you bringing home!?!??!

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CLOSE ENOUGH, WELCOME BACK LIUSHEN

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a heat wave is happening at Cang Qiong peak but Shen Qingqiu doesn’t know why everyone’s so distracted today!