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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

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no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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Me and the other magicians on a Saturday night

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

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i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been "cancelled" was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

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Okay

But where are the outfits for like precolonial Zaire? Or other non-European influenced points? Imagine this character proudly handing over the product of several weeks worth of research on a lesser known culture, or even a side episode where the main characters have to use time travel to help them figure out what people wore in a culture whose records have been damaged or ill maintained. That shit would be dope!

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

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You're forgetting about all of the good habits that you developed easily. The ones you're working on now are hard because they're the ones that are left.

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea

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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

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wild how like PCOS, endometriosis, vaginismus & hell, even frequent yeast infections are “mysterious” with no well known cause and little to no decent treatment, but we have tons of supposedly well researched body fat removal methods, about 20 different kinds of breast implants, laser hair removal, and 100 different dermatologist recommended anti aging creams. we sure had the money and brainpower to cure those “diseases”