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istg it pisses me off so much when people say that they only ship batjokes if it's in Lego form

like, guys, there is literal DECADES of batjokes content. decades of queer coding and implications and love confessions. I don't care if you don't ship it in general, but you have to admit that no other two characters in DC have been this heavily shipped by authors before.

The only reason that it's not canon yet is bc of the homophobic nightmare legacy DC has. Scott Snyder has gone on record multiple times to say that they are gay. Just take a look at Death of The Family (the special edition that's from Joker's perspective) or Sean Murphy's White Knight.

Ship all or none. The only reason that the Lego Batman has such good Batjokes content is because of their dynamic in every other comic EVER. Sure, Joker is much less of a threat in the Lego Batman Movie, but the reason that any of his interactions with Bats are based off of past DC content. (i.e. "What about that time with the two boats," "This is better than the two boats", Alfred listing all of Bruce's past mental breakdowns, etc...)

Sorry about the rant I'm just sick of it.

If you want great breakdowns of queer coding in The Lego Batman Movie and other DC media here are two!

DC in general: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnKzcYTBxjM&t=782s

The Lego Batman Movie: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzY5d9G5mI

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AAHHH I LOVE BATJOKEES THEY ARE SO SILLY

AND FREAKY

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I hope yall know that when i talk about batjokes it's in a toxic yaoi way. And I'm also on about comic batjokes

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me when it’s 11pm and I have work in the morning

meme created by OctanRacer and RoboJellyTek

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Min and Sayeon duo 🔥

(Fanart commission!)

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Let’s all light a candle and pour one out for all the trans men who never got to figure out they’re men because they were raised to believe they couldn’t ever be anything other than a wife and a mother and if they ever left the church that all their friends and family go to then they’ll burn in hell for all of eternity. May the names engraved on their tombstones fade to nothing and the dresses they were buried in disintegrate.

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Appropriate gym attire and appropriate hand gestures...the girls are loathing!

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I’m sitting in a coffee shop right now, and there’s a teenage boy and girl (I’d say about 16-17) sitting at the next table over. At first I thought they were on a date, but actually the exact opposite is happening - no, not a breakup. I mean they’re talking about the fact that they both have a crush on the same girl. Currently they’re very earnestly debating whether they should ask her out one after another or if they should go together like in that one episode of Community.

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the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough

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open

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I think mostly what young fandom types (and I guess younger people in general) who are very very invested in the idea that “20 is still basically a minor” need to understand is that the feeling of “I’m just a child pretending to be an adult, and everyone else around me is a REAL adult” is DEEPLY universal (and won’t stop, ever, by the way, sorry!) and also is not, like, praxis.

Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.