21, M, ISTP, Art Major at U of O and recovering Catholic. Background by creaturology
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Doodles of Mehmed II my favorite silly little guy
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Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.
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something ppl miss in the sinkdog talk is that the image tht gets passed around on tumblr is a sfw alt. her obscured sexuality isnt mysterious or even inherent to the piece. were just on the website that wont let us share the version where her pussy is squirting dishsoap
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This was already fucking impressive but then he started making electric guitar noises and I recreated this image in my bedroom
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I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE | SEVERANCE | 16 TONS
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I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE | SEVERANCE | 16 TONS
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;a; Game really called me out when I got The Hunted
I think one of my favorite aspects of Slay the Princess is how your very first Chapter 2 involves the writer essentially pointing at whatever second voice you ended up with and going “that’s you (derogatory).”
Like my very first vessel was The Stranger and her whole sequence was really intriguing and creative, but also throughout it I was being continuously called out for being an obnoxious hipster who’s incapable of taking anything seriously via the entire existence of the Voice of the Contrarian.
“Star sign this, MBTI that,” shut up what was the first voice you got in this game (besides the Hero obviously).
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Found my fav STP route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
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My parents never let me forget the fact that at the age of four I *insisted* I was allergic to curly pretzels. Not straight ones! Mind you- just the round ones.
TBF to child me they DID have more salt on them than the rods.
I had early onset OCD but didn't know and peanut butter was sensory hell for some reason (it left me too greasy and too dry) and because I didn't know how allergies worked, I'd say 'I have peanut allergies' whenever asked.
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Ok weed horse! And of course she glows because that’s like, my thing, I think,
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My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show
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