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my favorite marriage candidates on magazine covers

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clebert

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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doodle for today

it was originally not going to be colored but i think i like this lazy render a lot better than just the lineart, so here it is ! (more + ref under cut!!!!) ((reblogs >>> likes ;D))

i saw THIS (left) reference on pinterest (i am unsure who the original artist is but once i find out i will update this post) and knew i had to do something with it and then i just kinda went ham after making the drawing on the right

i think getting caught in traffic lights and power lines would drive the man crazy, right? idk theres probably a metaphor i could make about him feeling angry and trapped by the watchers and the games being an ironic little outlet he ends up trapped in as well grian minecraft my muse....

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scott smajor and joel smallishbeans, if you're reading this, PLEASE team up in the new life series it would be so funny

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FLOOR COLLAPSING ;; FALLING ;; one day i am gonna grow wings !

Had Let Down by radiohead stuck in my head while making this and i think i blacked out i dont remember this coming out. Anyway, enjoy! --- Click for higher quality!!! (( reblogs >> likes! ))

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you guys don’t even understand what GoodTimesWithScar means to me. Funniest character to ever exist. He’s the server’s sexy pool boy and marriage counselor and he’s bad at all of his jobs and you can never tell if it’s through intentional sabotage or genuine incompetence and then you see him build the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and log out. He’s not a himbo because he’s a genius and master manipulator but he decided a long time ago that he cares more about having abs and giant tits than proving to anyone that he’s smart. He can cry on command and make you think he’s the most helpless creature on the planet and then turn around and fire an arrow from 200 blocks away and get a headshot and kill you. And then he turns around trips over his own feet and drowns in four inches of water. I’m literally obsessed with him

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this is what he is to me. look up marimo moss balls right now

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people really seem to struggle with the idea that you can think something is dickhead behaviour and still not want it to be illegal

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yeah i don't understand why people say they would still want to work if they had a choice, the physical and mental toll of employment is unbearable. i mean i can barely stomach getting out of bed most days, not to mention the emotional breakdowns and recurring desire to run away and become a missing persons case- [there is a man standing behind me with a comically large hammer labelled 'UNDIAGNOSED DISABILITY'] yo who invited this guy. what's he doing here.

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well that was wild

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Gem and Her Mysterious Laboratory👾👾

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing