Capricorn | ENTP | They/ThemI 21 years old | I write imagines for most fandoms and do aesthetics!Requests are Open.
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lol she doesnt even know that the body is a loan or that earth is the true flesh
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top gun silliness
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Sure, Mav, sure.
top gun silliness
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Fandom is a machine that turns military propaganda into yaoi
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I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy
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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄
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some people will never understand what you bring to the table until they watch you in action at another table.
#this is incredibly true#both professionally and personally#having said that#don’t waste your life#trying to convince someone#who doesn’t respect what you bring#to respect you
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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Every time I;ve been softblocked, it is like a slap to the face. Every unfollow, a kick. My penis, medium sized. Curved at an angle some would consider “extreme”, but I think it’s normal. My pecs? Huge. Muscular. The less fortunate, love to rest on them. I give them a place to rest. I help them, I save them. Cause really, helping others is what I’m all about. It’s not about me, it;s about the people of this world– [Puts my arm around your shoulder] yep… Just the two of us out here
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I'm literally begging you, please be weird and queer, online and offline if you can, I want you to live life being as fascinating as possible
you'll only be alive for so long, please spend some time being odd
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One of my goals in life is to flirt with a man in such a suggestive "I will fuck you right here and now" way that he literally gets so fucking red and embarrassed that he has to look away or look down
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