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I got into a con which means j can get my ted and Schlatt/Sleep deprived printssss

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Put a finger down if you want to beta read Camp Crew ( Schlatt Camp Counselor AU) and Are you bored yet? (Ted Teacher AU) ….no one…okay 💔

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idol au with Schlatt or Ted…..oh buddy don’t even get me started

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champagne coast…jschlatt…art wip… I had a vision

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barfs up barista! ted…

you’ve been a regular at this café way before ted even got the job. you’re practically a staple there. the baristas know your order, your weird little habits (like always taking the second straw from the holder instead of the first), and even your preferred seat when it’s open.

when ted starts working there, he’s immediately drawn to you—not just because you’re cute (which you are), but because everyone else seems to know you already. he figures you must be a big deal.

the first time he takes your order, he plays it cool. or tries to. he makes small talk, but it’s laced with weirdly specific jokes that don’t quite land. you don’t seem to mind, though. you just smile and thank him when he hands you your drink, and he spends the next hour internally replaying the interaction.

ted has a habit of overexplaining things when he feels awkward or if he feels like he needs to fill the silence, so when you ask about a new seasonal drink, he accidentally launches into an entire history of pumpkin spice like a human wikipedia page (although he probably made it up). halfway through, he realizes he’s been talking for way too long and just stops abruptly with a stiff, “yeah, so, uh. it’s pretty good.”

he writes dumb little doodles or notes on your cups sometimes, but not in a flirty way at first—just weird jokes like, “this drink has been ted certified (whatever that means),” or a poorly drawn thumbs up.

he starts looking forward to your visits way too much. one of his coworkers catches him staring at the door around the time you usually come in and immediately clocks what’s going on. cue months of relentless teasing from the staff.

it takes him forever to muster up the courage to give you his number. not because he’s nervous, but because he wants it to be casual and cool (which is impossible for him). he hypes himself up for weeks. he even tries to write his number on a cup once but panics and ends up scribbling out the last four digits. smooth.

when he finally does it, he makes sure to act completely normal when handing you the cup, but he’s sweating bullets internally. the second you walk away, he turns to his coworker and mutters, “oh god. what if they don’t see the number? fuck, or worse, what if they see the number and don’t text me? and i have to pretend i never gave it to them?”

little does he know, you find his awkwardness incredibly endearing. you smile when you see the number on your cup and—after a few minutes of debating how long you should wait to text—send him a simple, “so do all the regulars get the cute barista’s number?”

ted, reading your text in the café’s backroom: oh fuck. oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.

anyway.

MHM, NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!

I love this so much omg barista ted, I can definitely see him giving random drink history to fill the awkward silence, this is lore accurate ted.

Ted’s is also the kind of barista that will draw silly faces on the cups next to people’s names, if they were nice to him he’d draw a cute/silly/smiley face and if they were rude he’d but a thumbs down and sad face

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i really want to write teacherverse into a full fic for Schlatt and Ted rraahhh

same thing for campverse for schlatt it’s eating at my brain

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teacherverse: ted nivison edition. 𝟎.𝟏 (revamped)

a/n: bringing back the works I took away, enjoy the classic that started it all. the work is almost the same apart from minor tweaks here and there and added stuff. I split it into 3 parts so sorry.

teacher!tednivison x teacher!gn!reader.

warnings: none

lowercase intended, not fully proofread.

ꕥ you and ted first met during teacher orientations during the summer to prepare for the school year. you both taught the same grades so most of the group trainings you would see him, ted was teaching in the film/photography department while you were in the art department.

ꕥ the two of you didn’t really get to talk much because it was your first year of teaching and you had been super nervous to talk to anyone else besides one of your friends who worked at the same school.

ꕥ ted for some ungodly reason was always knocking on your door asking for dry erase marker’s because his kept going missing. you two had started teaching around the same time and how he never had spare markers of his own this far into the career was beyond you.

ꕥ at the beginning of the year his students kept noticing how he would often misplace his dry erase markers when he would get sidetracked and ultimately started pranking him by stealing them.

ꕥ his students gladly informed him you had a huge bin full in the art rooms storage closets. you had every brand and color imaginable. you weren’t to far from his classroom either since the photography room was near the art room!

ꕥ it would happen at least one a week, he’d knock on your door frame with a shy embarrassed smile that he was there. you’d gladly lend him multiple marks! you’d give him two or three of different colors and he’d be on his way.

ꕥ sometimes you caught yourself waiting to hear that familiar knock on the door hoping to see ted, luckily most of the time your hopes would come true.

ꕥ it got to a point where you left them taped in a ziplock bag with a sticky note that read ‘for mr.nivison :)’ in glittery gel pen outside his door every morning.

ꕥ however it led to you two talking together more and more. he would swing by chat a bit then get some marks and then chat some more, he’s a big yapper and that’s okay!

ꕥ amongst the chatting you two found out you have the same break periods and lunchtime, you would flip back and forth between who’s room to have lunch in each week.

ꕥ over shared lunches you and ted talk about personal things, give each other advice with students to study plans, and without a doubt gossip about other teachers.

ꕥ sometimes ted asks for help with his film class with props or art supplies students need for their assignments. during lunch you help him come up with that years yearbook theme and layout too.

ꕥ sometimes you use ted’s height to your full advantage when trying to hang up students art work in the hallways or in the classroom, same as he uses your supply closet to his advantage with pens and markers.

ꕥ your students start to press on you about your relationship with ted, they always tease you about how when he comes into the classroom you’re always in some sort of smiles or giggles, no matter how many times you shut them down about they always bring it back up the next day.

ꕥ ted’s students are the same, at this point they started to steal the markers on purpose just so he would go to your glass room, when he comes back his students ask about you but he try’s to ignore them and goes back to the lesson.

ꕥ that never works because for photography he started using you as a lot of photo taking examples and his students can not stand the denial that ted is, yet they are patient enough to let him figure it out in his own.

ꕥ teds a really good grading partner, one night you were super overwhelmed with grading your students work and ted offered to help out, on the floor of your living room with take out food he helps sort through piles of endless art works and papers and you were forever grateful.

ꕥ you guys were up till about 3 am trying to get it all done before school in the morning, you offered him the guest bedroom to sleep in since it was really late, it’s a good thing he kept a pair of spare clothes in his truck!

ꕥ you fell asleep on your couch before you could even finish let alone get to your bed. ted ends up cleaning up the food from the floor and covering you with a blanket before returning back to the ungraded work.

ꕥ in the morning ted offers to drive you to work, still sleepy from late night grading you agree and stoped to get breakfast along the way.

ꕥ when he pulls into the parking lot in his normal spot upon getting out of his truck schlatt is immediately clowning you two. mainly ted but boy were you in for it today!

ꕥ “well look what we got here!” schlatt will not let ted live this down for the rest of the day, every chance he gets he pops into ted’s classroom and asks why you guys came to work together, with breakfast, breakfast that he also didn’t get, he’s really upset about the breakfast.

ꕥ ted completely forgot there’s a room full of students and shared that he stayed at your place overnight to help you with work. the whole room is in shambles. schlatt is no better than the students because he’s just as nosey about this.

ꕥ ted has to explain over and over that it was just for work and yes you did sleep in different beds! word travels fast with students and as soon as your students caught wind of the alleged night it was so over you.

ꕥ schlatt is not the greatest with relationship advice but what he does know is that ted needs to as his students would say “lock in before it’s too late”

ꕥ ted starts visit your classroom more than often, he’ll bring you your favorite foods or drinks, he’ll bring out out after school to your favorite places and help out with work of you needed.

ꕥ He really hopes that his efforts to win you over aren’t going unnoticed.

part ll, part lll.

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asks…someone give me asks…pleeek

I have ideas but I want to heard everyone’s ideas 💔

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I think it’s time to re-post teacherverse….

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hi… would u… particularly care if i wrote about the chuckleverse…. like are those ur aus n stuff can i piggyback off of them

YOU CAN!!! I love seeing other chuckleverse works I wouldn’t mind if you piggybacked off of them at all!!

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camp crew: jschlatt 𝟎𝟏 (revamped)

a/n: where are my og camp crew members at?? I miss this a.u….had to run it back… but better and longer! the original was actually 2 parts and this one will also possibly 2 parts, if it ever reached peak interest I’d write a full fic..maybe. I loosely based this off a summer camp I used to go to just because it made the writing process easier!

campcounselor!schlatt x campcounselor!gnreader.

warnings: semi-swearing.

lower case intended, not fully proofread.

ᯓ★ schlatt as a campcounselor would be very interesting. he definitely didn’t do it on his free will and was absolutely dragged into it by his friends. He was not thrilled by having to stay in a cabin over night for the next 2 and a half months surrounded by a bunch of random peoples kids and their shenanigans!

ᯓ★ he’s a counselor for the teen unit just like you are so the two of you meet during group trainings to prepare you for camp. both of your friend groups got along instantly which made training a lot less stressful.

ᯓ★ the whole time during camp training he was definitely sitting around with his arms crossed not paying attention whatsoever.

ᯓ★ schlatt was infact grumpy about having to be up at 7 in the morning in the middle of the woods just to be surrounded by a bunch of rowdy teens who definitely have no concept of personal space and inside voices.

ᯓ★ throughout the summer he slowly started to get his group of campers to start pulling pranks on your group of campers and your cabin. who doesn’t love waking up to a cabin full of toilet paper hanging around?

ᯓ★ schlatt for sure gets clowned on by the campers and he tries his hardest to be mature but they bring out the worst in him he can’t hold back. it really makes him regret agreeing to do this.

ᯓ★ he’s the kind of campcounselor who’s really intimidating and kinda mean but after a while of warming up he’s actually pretty chill and fun. he cant ever take anything serious and he’s definitely nosey when there’s drama with campers or counselors.

ᯓ★ this lasted all summer between you and schlatt, you once mixed blue mouth wash into his gatorade which made him spit it out directly onto one of the camp officials by accident.

ᯓ★ schlatt would make his campers run to the dining hall to make sure that they fit the table that was directly next to you group everyday while he casual walked behind.

ᯓ★ one particular day everyone in the camp had to swap camper groups and your twos got switched. you were a bit nervous having to watch schlatts group because his group was completely all boys and they were extremely hyper and all over the place.

ᯓ★ however when they were in your care they were well behaved and actually calm. you spent most of your day in the computer lab playing games and visiting the cafeteria to get different snacks. you ended up learning from a few of the campers how to ride a skateboard in the skate rink.

ᯓ★ his campers start absolutely cheesing you, no matter how many times you denied it they absolutely clowned on you saying that you had a crush on schlatt. at some point they gave you an hour long ‘rizz master crash course’.

ᯓ★ you teach the boys how to make lanyard keychains while in the craft room, you make one for you and schlatt that match with little cat charms that dangle on the end

ᯓ★ towards the end of the day one of campers had the idea to go spy on Schlatt and your group of campers, most of your original campers were girls so you could only imagine what they could be doing.

ᯓ★ to your discovery you found them in one of the dance studio spaces having a spa day. the girls had been playing music and doing makeup and skincare on each other.

ᯓ★ schlatt was completely laid out on the floor hair held back in a pink plush headband face, cucumbers on his eyes, soothing face mask on, little plastic star clips in his curls, and a fresh coat of blue sparkly nail polish on his nails.

ᯓ★ he had been gossiping with your campers about other campers or people they went to school with. one of the girls had expressed how she had been getting picked on by another female camper and he was not having it.

ᯓ★ let out a classic “fuck that bitch” .

ᯓ★ he’s been the upmost kindest to your campers. most of them look up to him like a big brother and he’s not particularly mad about it. they start to ask him about how to know if you have a crush on someone.

ᯓ★ in vague details has given examples of things he’s done to you through out camp and it makes you question everything. few of the campers catch on and start slyly asking particular questions about you to see if he will slip up. (which he does)

ᯓ★ you did infact snap pictures of him to later tease him about. however you group was caught and then chased around the camp in hopes to get them deleted. (they did not get deleted)

ᯓ★ through out the summer you have been using your polaroid camera to take pictures of everything to have memories for later on, there’s a hand full of you and your friends with schlatt slowly starting to get into the mix.

ᯓ★ your favorite polariod is one that a camper took of you guys sitting together at the fire pit making s’mores togther.

ᯓ★ schlatt would use his little hand held cam to capture little moments here and there and he definitely made sure to get a few of you to have after the summer was over.

ᯓ★ remember those matching keychains you made? well now they are clipped to your guys Fanny packs! (this sparks a dating rumor amongst the campers)

ᯓ★ during one of the night where campers could star gaze one of the other male counselors had been a bit too kind while chatting with you and it definitely made schlatt a bit jealous. it didn’t help that his campers were saying how the other male counselor had a huge crush on you and planed to ask you out.

ᯓ★ is he a counselor? yes! is he supposed to be mature and professional? yes! did he over toast a few marshmallow and happen to fake trip causing the over toasted marshmallows to dropped into the other counselors hair? yes! was he ever going to man up and ask you out? no!

ᯓ★ he’s got all summer for that though!

part ll

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munz come abckskkkkk… where areoyuuu….

I’m still here I swear 😔💔

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hi munz this is the acct im currently postinf on…. me when i abandon all of my accts for no reason at all

I wish I could use discord emotes on here bc I keep picturing them in my head BUT HELLO!! I tend to abandon certain accounts…like I did with this one, oopsies 😔

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Omg U shoukd definately repsot those old ted nvison stuff it was cute

I think I definitely will! I glad to see people liked it :]

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teeheehee im currently writing on a diff acct rn bc i literally cannot stay in one place but hopefully i can stick to it 😭 I WANNA POST MY ART ON THETR TOO BUT IM KIDNA DEBATING IT LMAOOO

I get this tbh because I have three accounts one for writing, one for sillies, and one for art so I’m always gonna be bouncing around from place to place but always end up cross posting art and works everywhere 🙂‍↕️

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MUNZZPLELAPSLEPWLAPALEPWLSPAPELAPELEEEEE IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE PLEASEEEIDIFNFFGGGGGGG AUGHHGHHHHH

Help omgg, perhaps I have time….perhaps I have the time to post the revamped teacher ted headcanons…perhaps…

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MUNZ POST AND DEBATING ON REPOSTING OLD CONTENT? munz pls rise from the dead and repost it…

hmm heavily considering…