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Can't fuck in pronouns it

Red Bed

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i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant

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So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

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Holy fuck

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

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uh oh

Why is your checkmark special

got it from Ea-Nasir

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You gotta know this

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This just canon LOL

or they're both Ken

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like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

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Beast

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

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Big naturals... small naturals. Doesnt matter to me. The only thing natural is the love for tits amen

we've got some real philosophers in the askbox tonight. so fucking real

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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

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Caelus: “IT’S EVEN BIGGER THAN SV- *is stabbed by cocolia*

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He's not even the love of my life and yet he got first fanart honors (I feel like I betrayed the character I truly love...)

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Anyway, so I've been playing Honkai Star Rail. You couldn't tell, could you? That's because I'm great at hiding my interests, and not talking about them for long periods of time