scrumptiousdinosaurwizard

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

The thing they don't tell you about getting really into one specific historical period is that very quickly every conversation turns into an attempt to avoid sounding like the "horribly wet in wexford today but not as bad as in the 690s" tweet

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

lets get carried by mama

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

there’s a lot going on here

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

THE EYES OF HATE..... (Artist: Stardust_rosa)

Remember the creek

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

whoops my hand slipped and I made some absurd helldivers propaganda lol

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

humanity in sci-fi novels immediately upon learning that the alien race they encountered isn't fuckable or humanoid

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

Given how successful Helldivers 2 has been, you know there's already a producer out there somewhere eager to make an adaptation of it. But here's the thing, we don't need a Helldivers movie. We've already got Starship Troopers.

What we need, is a Helldivers 2 animated comedy, with the exact tone of the early seasons of Red vs Blue.

Give me a small crew of Helldivers who are complete idiots that somehow keep surviving by sheer luck.

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

Play Doom: The Dark Ages—get attacked by squids

Play Helldivers 2—get attacked by squids

I cannot escape these horrors from beyond the stars

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

BECOME A HELLDIVER TODAY!

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

I used to be mad about "whole language" reading approaches in theory but now I work with school-age kids and I am mad about it in practice.

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

Konstantin Korobov (Russian, 1985) - Sharks (2023)

[scrumptiousdinosaurwizard]

"I asked ChatGPT-"

I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.