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Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

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Had a lovely conversation about video games with a librarian and her 15-year-old assistant who likes to play Skyrim, and I realised that when I first played Skyrim, the assistant was a literal toddler.

Sometimes I feel ancient. But that's okay.

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My first playthrough of BG3 and I choose to romance Squidward. Oh and Lae'zel but that one doesn't hit quite as hard.

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rb for a greater poll size blah blah

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Baldur's Gate 3 seems to have become my latest hyperfixation and is consuming pretty much all of my free time in the evenings now. Which means that my art supplies have been gathering dust for a couple of weeks now but that's okay because I haven't been feeling particularly creative anyway. I'll draw again when I feel like it but right now I have murders to solve tyrannies to topple.

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My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).

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Showed my mum Astarion.

She concludes that he is sexy cause he has the body language and looks of David bowie.

But he talks and acts like Tim curry.

These are the most sexy men in the world according to my mum. I can't unsee it now.

David Bowie and Tim Curry's lovechild is a sexy, sassy vampire. Sounds about right.

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I didn't expect bg3 to make me feel a deep connection to all my companions (even Astarion who's a dick) and yet here we are. I used to think that Shadowheart is annoying, what in the hells happened?

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You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

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Just started act 3 in my first BG3 playthrough and boy this game is a wild ride.

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Also my mum now thinks that "Elon Musk is a genius" because she read his autobiography lmao

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Everyone on tumblr seems to be crazy about Astarion but he pretty much hates my guts :( everyone else thinks I'm decent, nay, marvellous, but to him I'm pretty much filth. Oh well, he's not my type anyway.

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My 8-year-old has been invited to a birthday party that starts at 6.30 pm. What kind of a sick monster organises kid's parties that late? Day already ruined.

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Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

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idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all