scrumpy-swillin-scotsman

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medic would most likely be willing to drain all your fluids & refill you with the correct fluids so youre normal

I like me fluids jes’ fine as they are, thank-ye-very-much!

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im gonna bskplvddedssssbsnnn

Might want tae see a doctor aboot tha’ one, mate!

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throws a live rat in your general direction

Oi. Dunnae be doin’ tha’ shite.

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DEMO!!! THRIFT FIND!!!

Doesn’t she look pretty?!

Cannae say I’m much fer dolls, but she looks tae be in fair condition I s’pose! Ye found a treasure there, ye did!

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Can't spell "pride month" without "demo" happy gay month

Ye…cripe, ye cannae! Would ye look at tha’! An’ a merry one tae ye too! One hell o’ a coincidence tha’ is, ay?

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Weird Joke Anon ☆ was up all night wondering were the sun went..

but then it dawned on him.

-Weird Joke Anon ☆ has returned

HA! Ohh, tha’s a laugh I needed! Ye’re as much o’ a riot as ever, boyo! Welcome back, ‘s good tae see ye!

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Hello hi hi hi it's been awhile:)

Kibby

Awe, look at tha’ precious wee bairn! Pinty as a bitty pebble! Ahoy tae ye an’ the little one, laddie!

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be honest, are you just dating engineer cuz of his nose cuz I would too 🥵

Mate, there’s a hell o’ a lot more tae it than that! Bit o’ an odd part tae focus on, isnae it? All o’ him is grand, nae jes’ his sniffer! Ye’re a strange wee one, arenae ye?

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HAAAAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

Well thank ye kindly, mate! ‘S me first one as part o’ any o’ it…I dinnae hae a clue how tae celebrate proper! Ach, I’ll figure somethin’ out. An’ ay, tae ye as well! Happy Pride Month, ye rascal!

[scrumpy-swillin-scotsman]

Nae a problem, Mickey. Night tae ye, too. Get yerself some bloody good rest, aye?

aalright , @scrumpy-swillin-scotsman tavi, thanks,sn. g'night.

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Good man, I’ll be right wi’ ye then!

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'M outside, got beer.

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OI. Stop tha’.

demopan

[scrumpy-swillin-scotsman]

Ohh, ye’re one tae talk wi’ tha’ great blazin’ helmet o’ yers, ye knob!

demopan

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Tav, the pink, yellow, and blue stripes are the pansexual flag, meaning attraction to all genders. it's pride month so they put a pan pride flag on you

Oh, an’ I was holdin’ a pan! Aye, aye, I see it now! Layers tae tha’ joke, there were!

[scrumpy-swillin-scotsman]

Aye, yellow at least! An’ pink…close enough tae red I s’pose! But I’d go more fer red if I had the choice an’ wha’nae!

demopan

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Wha’s wi’ all those colors now? I dunnae much fancy havin’ the much blue on me in any case, ye hear?

demopan

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KAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Rate the kaboom 1 to 10

Well tha’d have tae be a solid 10 right there! Good work wi’ it, boyo! Nae near tae anythin’ I come up wi’, but nae half bad, ha!