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we twinning

Och! Cammon now, there wasnae any need fer tha’, ye barmy scamp!

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what if you put googly eyes on your boyfriend's helmet

Mate, ye’re guttin’ me here! Ye think I jes’ hae all these googly eyes lyin’ aboot? I dunnae even hae two eyes in me heid, much less me pocket!

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what if you put a googly eye on your patch

Well tha’s…tha’s a good question! I oughtae see if Pyro has any tae spare, ha!

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Haloooo

Hello yerself, mate!

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star sticker received!!!

It will like TOTALLY make the enemies explode better fr

wear it with pride

Ye bet yer frilly arse I will, lassie! Thank ye kindly!

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Demoman! I was able to actually enroll in classes this semester! I'm so excited!

Is tha’ right? Well ye’re doin’ good there then, lass! Go an’ get tha’ brain o’ yers some food fer thought, aye? Ha!

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The Jack of all Trade’s name, funnily enough, is Jacqueval Tradis (pronounced… well. Jack of all trades). First and middle name, making a pun :)

HA! Ohh, tha’s bloody clever, mate! Ye oughtae be proud o’ yerself fer tha’ one!

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Do ya ever get so disgustingly aware of your own mental state that you feel not real?

Och, I do me damned best nae tae be aware. Tha’s wha’ the scrumpy’s for, ye ken?

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would you like a star sticker sir

A star sticker? Wha’ do ye take me fer, a wee tot? Aye, o’ course I bloody want one!

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Hey check this dude out :D

Jack o’ all trades, ay? I bet I’d have ‘im beat, wha’wi’ the number o’ jobs me maw’s had me workin’ in me lifetime!

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Spicy striped bread loaf

Awe, spicy, ye say? Doesnae look so spicy tae me! Looks tae be mild at best, ha!

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Loaf of burnt bread

I ken I only hae the one eye, but I dunnae ken if I can believe it! An’ the damnedest thing is, tha’d only be the second furriest loaf o’ bread I’ve ever seen, ha!

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Then

Boo!

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Well now, tha’s a wee bit better, isnae it? Nae bad, ye spook, nae bad!

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So I’m doing Drama Theater, right? I made a character called Marilyn, sweet southern lady. Today was our first “character display” assignment and I got to be in character for the entire class!

Asked the teach about it afterward and she said she LOVED her (Marilyn)!!!

Ay, look at ye! Makin’ a name fer yerself, or fer herself I oughtae say! Cheers tae ye an’ tae Marilyn, ha!

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Meow

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Last I checked, tha’s nae the noise a wee ghostie makes, mate!

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Demoman did you know you’re the certified bbgs of all bbgs?

I dinnae ken if I should be thankin’ ye or tellin’ ye where ye can shove it, mate!

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HI, DEMO, ARE YOU STILL DATING AND HAPPY

Ye could call it tha’, aye! It’s all goin’ jes’ fine, dunnae ye worry!