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"australian wildlife is so scary!"

Say fucking sorry to him right now or I'll fucking lose it

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what are your biggest konks?

bindage

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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damn google that’s rough

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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE STATEMENT:

The Frito-Lays Corpoation officially endorses and condones first-degree murder because, it is funny

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love when im playing Ace Attorney and i have no idea wtf going on and Phoenix pulls out some “actually 😏 i have the evidence here 📄 to prove you commit the crime ☝️” and im like fuck we do?

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Your ADHD medication has worn off.

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"How could the enforced anonymity of imageboard culture ever seem like a good idea?" is a question that reads very differently when one's formative experience of social media involves web forums circa 2000 where it was impossible to decipher what any given thread was talking about because every single post included a signature that was ten times as long as its actual content, is all I'm saying.

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"Capitalism is temporary. Dykes are forever"

Seen in NYC

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my bouncy mama

let’s bounce on mama

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editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice

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We must be respectful of all languages

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter