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uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries
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been playing some mario strikers with my wonderful wife and i am so terribly bad at it and i keep hitting the wrong buttons and it takes so much restraint to not yell "im going to fucking kill myself" when i hit the wrong button for the fifth time in a row but i dont yell that because my wonderful wife doesnt like it when i say im going to fucking kill myself because she loves me very much
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help in bidens address he said "nowhere else in the world could a kid from pennsylvania become president of the united states. thats whats so special about america" like yeah i guess thats true
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I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong. I'd like to thank the very patient tumblrites who took the time to break things down gently and carefully for me, and helped me to understand the principles of harm reduction. For the sake of democracy and all those less fortunate than myself, I am finally ready to commit to voting Biden this november.
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weird undercurrent of supposed pro-trans sentiment that essentially says "youre obligated to feel comfortable in your current body"
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tumblr for you page. listen to me very closely. i am speaking directly in your ear now. i am a lesbian. stop showing me horny posts about men.
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one thing that bothers me about this site is that people here have never had to learn to be concise. as a result bad takes are way more annoying to me because you're not only wrong and stupid but you've wasted my time as well
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my greatest fear is that i will die having never been in a situation where it is acceptable for me to break a window on public transport with one of those little window breaking hammers
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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.
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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - FINALS


This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
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8/15/2023:
18 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)
0 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005)
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audacity is the worst program in the entire history of technology
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