when you jack off to planes w/boobs AGAIN after you promised yourself you’d STOP!!! :(
Oh God FUCK
I shunnah dint
Fuqq…
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every straight friend group has the
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LUCINA THIS DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE RIGHT TIMELINE..
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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby
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I found the original because I kept seeing this being quoted at random.
To everyone crying because "GW is making fun of us, they think we're stupid😡", yes. Yes you are. Yes you are if you believed this obvious troll.
They even added the "trust me bro, my dad works at Nintendo".
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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