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ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.

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Today I learned that the "jaws" of a hercules beetle are actually its back and its snout and I don't know what to do with that information

yeah those are just for fighting. his actual mouth is down here, same as all other ornamented beetles

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I love all the alternate Lady Normalgirl and Eunuchs! Any chance of a Jedi Normalgirl and Loth Cat Tucker?

gasp yes

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Police detective trying to solve a murder who accidentally stumbles onto the victim's neighbour's secret - he's a vampire. Drinks blood, avoids the sun, the whole shebang. He didn't kill her though. So while that's life changing information and whatever it does not help his case one bit

Vampire didn't even know her that well. He caught her cat once when the thing got out and brought him back after sundown. She gave him a cobbler, which he said was very bad, but not the sort of thing you'd do a murder over. "That's not funny," says the cop. "A woman is dead."

And the vampire is like, "Well, I implied that killing her was wrong."

The cop gives up with the vampire. Finds out a lady this woman worked with is like, a witch, or does magic or some shit. Real magic. Cool. She didn't kill her either though. Jesus Christ.

This cop finding an entire magical society and being utterly humourless and annoyed about the entire thing because it's not even helping his CASE

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Best Furiends Forever 🧡🤍🖤

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Most unserious country in the world

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"what's Precure about?" you ask. well.

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thinking about all the “small” art that’s ever existed. songs that were only ever sung in one village. stories written by children that got lost in the shuffle. personal paintings that didn’t survive the test of time. how they affected the lives of just a few, but still existed, still mattered to someone.

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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

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hot croc bun

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

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Magic, much like a sewing machine, doesn’t suddenly make you an expert at your hobby.

Indeed much like a sewing machine, magic just lets you make faster mistakes- with an elevated chance of being stabbed multiple times instead of just the one