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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
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If I were shot by a big gun honestly I鈥檇 just brush it off. Like yeah man, maybe that would hurt you, but I鈥檓 the special guy.
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Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.
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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?
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that one bigfoot meme but its will wood
we love you doug kandavek
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remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign
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when 2 guitarists play facing each other and get rly close that's gay sex
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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
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Your honor my client's love language is money laundering
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putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"
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