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“what’s a hell of weed.”

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attention everyone:

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Do your best to seduce my muse and see how they react!

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Angry Sexual Tension Sentence Starters because sinday is fun.

25 starters | NSFW | TW: violence EXTRA: send 😠 to grab my muse by the collar of their shirt, or 😡 to grab them by their jaw

« say that again. »

« don’t fucking test me. »

« punch me. i dare you. »

« i’m gonna fuck you up. » 

« you’re so cute when you’re angry. »

« be a good one and get down. now. »

« shut your mouth before i make you. »

« god, i want to rip that shirt off of you. »

« you think you’re such a big deal, huh? »

« it’s time someone teaches you a lesson. »

« you’re driving me out of my fucking mind. »

« aren’t you an angry, annoying little one… ? »

« you’re playing a dangerous game, you brat. »

« i don’t know if i should kiss you… or kill you. »

« if you need to yell, do it to my face. come on. » 

« don’t force me to ruin that pretty face of yours. »

« don’t go crying to your mommy, once i’m done. »

« i might get used to have you under me, you know? »

« oh, so you’re going to beat my ass? you really think so? »

« i like the rowdy ones like you. they’re so satisfying to tame. »

« you better turn around and fuck off, before i lose my patience. »

« you bark a lot, you little bitch. wanna see how hard i can bite? »

« once i’ll be done with you, you won’t even remember your name. »

« you could use your mouth in many better ways than barking at me. »

« if you need to scream so bad, then i know a private place where we can settle this. »

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“He has stupid glasses, but I’ve met worse.”

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Do you like demons? Demon girls? Demon girls that are actually kinder than they let on?

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“...so that’s why I always felt like I’m being watched.”

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@angeliccuriosity​: « is that hatsune miku? »

Malina never turned off a game so fast. It’s already embarassing enough someone caught her in the middle of playing something as... out of character, maybe, as Project DIVA, but that someone being the angel, of all people?

        Oh, yep. That will end up in her stupid research alright.

“...no.”

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@closetedcuriosity​: « my IQ has risen because i watched rick and morty. »

...she has to take a moment. Malina slowly put down the controller, not even bothering pausing the game, leans foreward, moves both hands on her eyes to rub them.

“This gave me psychic damage, angel. No joke.”

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SnapCube’s Sonic Riders Real Time fandub starter pack

50 starters | TW: violence

« can we be friends now? »

« just because you hold it, that doesn’t make it yours! »

« i love stealing shit! »

« who are you supposed to be anyway? »

« by the way, i’m bisexual. »

« i want a diamond. you have to win the diamond for me. »

« i was in history, but only once. »

« who the FUCK are you?! »

« sorry, i had to scream. it’s just a thing, don’t worry about it. »

« watch where you’re going, shithead! »

« i love to see people suffer when they wrong me, even if it’s minor! now i’m going to punch you!! »

« i hear womanly emotions. »

« not very impressive for someone of your reputation. »

« i’m [name], and i’m your new best friend, if you’ll have me. »

« you can’t just insert yourself into friends groups like that! »

« well. i’m out. done with this shit. »

« i’m gonna win bitch i’m gonna win!!! »

« i know you’re wondering what the fuck is going on and uhhhh. me too. »

« i did not think this was gonna get so fucking crazy. »

« i’m gonna show you my collest skateboard tricks and then you’re gonna respect me! » 

« are you ok? oh my god are you ok?! just kidding i don’t care. »

« you motherfucker! you just left me to die! » 

« top 30 anime deaths. number 1: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!! » 

« are we really doing this? are we doing “a whole new world” without me? i wanna be jasmine you son of a bitch! » 

« can you get the fuck outta my city please?! »

« i just wanted to say thank you for giving me content for my villainous backstory. you know, all the times you bullied me, called me a jerk… » 

« you are not attractive enough. die. »

« i can’t fucking take this shit, the guilt is killing me, i’m sorry! »

« are you ok dude? you’re doing your agitated motorcycle impression again. »

« are you ready for your asskicking appointment right now?! »

« alright, that’s it. i’m gonna fucking kill you! »

« my IQ has risen because i watched rick and morty. »

« you need to help me. you need to be my friend and give me piggyback rides every friday! »

« so long you dusty bitch! » 

« ok, boomer, shut the fuck up! »

« i’m starting discourse! i’m gonna cause problems on purpose!! »

« yeah, shut the fuck up you piece of shit. »

« hang a minute, we need an attractive person, step aside. » 

« wait- wait! i was just been joking the whole time, do you really think i’m mean? »

« you’re not even going to aknowledge me? i have greeted you! »

« ok, i’m gonna do some soul searching, but i don’t think i gotta do a lot of changing. »

« you ruined a lot of things, you’ve always been, bitch! »

« wait, why am i being blamed for everything?! »

« please tell me i’m a good person. »

« bitch. you have been SO fucking rude. to everyone. all the time. »

« i’m sorry for being a stupid smelly little bitch, ok?! i mean! »

« you’re gonna have to beg a lil better than that, motherfucker! »

« DIE! DIE!! DIE MOTHERFUCKER, DIE!!!! »

« i dont think i will ever be whole again. »

« is that hatsune miku? »

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“...I forgot OnlyFans was a thing.”

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“Every goddamn day everyone’s like, ‘Oh I’m a simp for bla bla bla, I’m a simp for bla bla bla’--

yet our Paypal account stays the same!”

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“considering how affectionate Cerberus is acting lately, I think I know who my simps are.”

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@daemoniumuvam​: ∀ : Your muse's favorite position? - ☺ : How often does your muse masturbate? - ❔ - How to tell your muse is horny? [ACCEPTING]

[favorite position: doggy. easy. comfortable.  if the sex is bad gets bored she can even reach for her phone fare more easily.]

[masturbation: not very often. once, maybe twice a week if she’s really in the mood and nobody’s around, but she likes having a partner way more than doing the deed herself. finding someone who’s in for a quick fuck has never been hard, after all, and the whole harem thing makes it even easier]

[as for how to know she’s horny? it depends. most of the times she’ll just be a little more touchy-touchy than usual, giving little pets and caresses and occasionally giving a lil’ squeeze to someone’s butt.

...sometimes people aren’t smart enough to get her hints and she’ll just openly say it. there’s no time to waste.]

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@insatiableinedia​: ❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive? [ACCEPTING]

[ok ok ok i know its a clichè but.

neck and tail. mostly tail. having it pulled is already very good, but having the tip of her tail touched or, worse, kissed? Absolutely Sends Her]

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NSFW headcanon questions

❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before?

☜ : Does your muse like to top?

☞ : Does your muse like to bottom?

∀ : Your muse's favorite position?

☺ : How often does your muse masturbate?

☂ : How long does it take your muse to hit climax, usually?

✌ : Is your muse good with their hands?

♡ : Does your muse have any birthmarks or scars they get embarrassed about others seeing?

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks?

☌ : Would/does your muse have any special piercings anywhere? Would they get some?

♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

❔ - How to tell your muse is horny?

🔷 - How often does your muse have sex?

🔲 - In general - How long does it take for them to have sex with someone they find appealing if that someone shows interest into them as well?

💬 - Would your muse rather spend the night at their own place or their partners instead?

🔵 - What activity to do with them to get them relaxed and in the mood?

⛔ - How would they signal their partner that they are not into something during sex?

💤 - In which position would they like to sleep in with their partner afterwards? And what position are they likely to end up in instead?

⚠️ - How to tell that your muse needs comfort after or during sex?

💭 - Which sexual desire are they too embarrassed about to tell anyone? And in which situation would it be obvious enough to show?

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“sluts”