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I'd be great at being a velvet room attendant. My little fucking 16 year old protag comes in and I'm sitting on the floor playing videogames and I look up and I'm like oh hey man you wanna fuse some fucking personas?

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when youre a trans woman you pretty quickly realize that basically every US comedy TV show made between like 1980 and 2018 is going to have anywhere from one episode to a recurring character thats just a really mean spirited caricature of your lived experience and the thing that makes you happy. and if you ever pick up a new show it becomes a sword of damocles hanging over your head. and if you go on tumblr and the show is popular youll see someone praising it for mentioning queer people.

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it’s just one of those croissant days

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what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

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rare vent art from a few months ago

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Percy Jackson: Annabeth Chase?? Yeah she’s amazing [digs into pocket] [pulls out thousands of photos of Annabeth] she’s kicked my ass so many times now [flips through them] i’m so amazed by her [shoves photos into your face] see this?? This was the first time she beat me up. She made my life better in every way. I love her so much

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Annabeth IM-ing Thalia: Yeah I'm probably going to be a little late

Thalia: Why?

Annabeth: Percy and I were cuddling and he fell asleep on me

Thalia: So move him?

Annabeth: Absolutely not.

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Apparently Rowling hasn't tweeted since her cyber bullying meltdown, and I'm thinking that might be related to Imane Khelif's lawsuit, and now I'm wondering if we can give her an additional gold medal for being the first person to ever get JK to finally shut the fuck up.

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House drugged that coffee btw

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i need to suck a girl's dick so fucking disgustingly sloppily that you can measure my love for her in the volume of spilled drool

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To be fair, if my brother killed everyone but the man I hate, I would be pissed as well

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People on twitter were discussing what if That One Arcadion Boss’ pheromone effect lingered after the fight and… well.

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Give your friends your hormones, help them buy that shit gray- or black-market, it's 2024 everybody hates us it's rising tide of global fascism, yes I mean testosterone too dipshit "that's illegal" dude! I legally get to piss all over your pizza now! Be fucking discrete and make it work! Have you never bought drugs???