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yall when i cut off my titties then i will be unstoppable 

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Unconventional Stealth

Druid: I cast Pass Without Trace, everyone is still hidden, right?

Wizard: No I broke stealth to cast Fireball. But I burnt the guards to a crisp in one hit, so they can’t see me, so it’s kinda like I’m still hidden.

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Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

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The most underutilised point in the ATLA timeline is the few days or whatever that passed after Boiling Rock but before Southern Raiders where Sokka and Zuko had just become best friends hanging out in the Western Air Temple

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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

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anyone who wants to learn to be a doctor should be accepted into medical school and allowed to study as long as they need until they are fit to graduate. we need more doctors. 

people are dying. the artificial medical school caps where folks with goddam 4.0s from great fucking schools aren’t even allowed to go to medical school are part of the problem. 

This practice of artificially deflating the number of medical students doesn’t produce better doctors, they’re only producing less doctors.

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men and nonbinary people who have breasts are totally normal and cool actually

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Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

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This occurred as we were discussing combat options out of character. Paladin: “But your personality trait is that you’re a thrill-seeker!” Rogue: “I don’t think hiding exactly qualifies as a skill.” Paladin: “Sure it is!” (Totally not in a Rick-and-Morty voice) “Oh boy, here I go hiding again!” Cue laughter from the rest of the party.

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have i ever told y’all about the greatest moment of my academic career

i was a freshman in college and i had this history teacher who was ~edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor was off the charts and he was the first teacher i ever heard use the word “fuck.” anyway he would do this thing every so often where we’d have a “quiz” and the first two questions were always really easy and the last one was hard - they were all similar questions, and the point was to show what you learn about history and what you don’t. 

so one day he’s like okay kids time for a quiz and the first question was who killed abraham lincoln. the second question was who killed JFK. third question was who killed william mckinley. 

we all take a few minutes and write down our answers, and then the teacher asks the questions again so we can shout out the answers. everybody answered the first two with really no problem.

now, keep in mind that this class was at 9 a.m. and i was exhausted All The Time during my freshman year of college so i sat in the back in my sweats and never said a word and the teacher definitely had no clue who i was. 

so you can imagine his surprise when he asked the class who shot william mckinley and without missing a beat i said, “czolgosz,” pronounced correctly and everything. 

my teacher froze and in a very stern voice asked, “what was that? what did someone just say?”

i repeated: czolgosz.

my teacher: “who said that?”

i raised my hand, and my super cool history teacher glared at me. he then asked me how the hell i knew the answer. he said that in the TWENTY YEARS he’d been teaching this stupid class, nobody, not A SINGLE PERSON, had ever known the answer to that question.

i then had to quietly explain to a room full of people that there’s a musical called assassins and there’s a song about czolgosz shooting william mckinley at the great pan american exposition in buffaloooooooo (in buffaloooooooo)

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Imagine if you will -

It’s Temple tradition to take your padawan on a Tour of other temples and to see other Force Sensitive traditions, to show the superiority of the Jedi and to keep ties open

So, Obi Wan leaps at the chance to take Anakin on the Tour, get him away from judgey Jedi and the creepy Chancellor, and the first place they go is the Green Temple on Corellia and eventually

They get to Jedha

Obi Wan vs Chirrut

sass

martial arts

Anakin is entranced. The kyber crystals keep singing to him. The other kids aren’t assholes, Baze keeps calling him ‘brother’ and picking him up to show him stuff

Obi Wan is having fun getting his ass handed to him and not having to worry constantly about Anakin because Anakin’s making friends.

Obi Wan’s making friends.

So when Obi Wan finds out the Council is thinking of having a Jedi in a standing position at the Temple to ensure good relations and access to kyber crystals, he applies

And since he’s already there and settling in and the Jedha monks seem eager to have him around, they let him because Anakin is frankly a bit of a headache, with all the mystical Chosen One nonsense and the Chancellor asking for play dates

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