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I don’t bite :)

you should put your hand through the bars of my enclosure. btw

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My brothers are both from my mom’s first marriage with a jack ass. Our dad adopted them when they were little so when they have traits similar to him we always say they got them through osmosis

one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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Gender reveal parties

Spreading love is no longer working for me. I choose to spread fire.

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Im being syphilis and his rock or whatever

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WRONG Lamotragine

“laughter is the best medicine” WRONG. hormone replacement therapy.

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Holy shit I was not expecting it to be real.

It’s the link version of this

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

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While I am petting my beloved boy, he feasts

Some people on this website wholeheartedly believe a cat will only try to bite its’ owner if it’s under traumatizing levels of stress.

I assure you cats will bite for a variety of reasons up to and including “fun and me time”

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I love that the Chairman (Tamaki’s father) clearly loves his son even though he’s cold sometimes and his Tamaki’s grandmother doesn’t. It doesn’t matter to him that he’s illegitimate, unlike in a lot of this sort of trope

When I was younger and watched it I didn’t catch that he clearly cared and that he loved Tamaki’s mother.

It’s a little thing but it’s just cute and makes me happy

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Why is my sex robot giving me ads for a doctor book

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I have so many ideas. My Harley Quinn story is so complex but I know ill never write it down or make an actual comic of it, sadly

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Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy

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THERE IS NO WAY

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as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"

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cartoon network on nickelodeon in 1999. an off-channel promo for cartoon cartoon fridays snuck onto nick’s airwaves via unmonitored local ad buys.

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triangle factory meme x Hatsune Miku