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I'm so irritated. I bought some waist beads and my drunk ass came home and put them away so I wouldn't lose them and I can't find them anywhere !!!!
Like what the hellontè??!!!???! How tf they just disappear???!!!!???
Shit makes zero fucking sense
I hate drunk me sometimes
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reasons i can relate to a raccoon:
dark circles around eyes
small & chubby
lives in the trash and eats garbage
cute but will fight you
stays up all night
washes hands a lot
communicates solely through weird noises and screams
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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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I have this song stuck in my head and I can't remember the name of it. Idk what I have done to deserve this.
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call me pretty and massage my back
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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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two random people had sex and now i‘m fighting for my life everyday.
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