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Shuri: What if we inverted our initials?

Bucky: Bames Jarnes

Sam: Wam Silson

Clint: Blint Carton

Peter: Peter Pa- you know what. This game was stupid anyways.

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Loki: Oh so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’

Loki: But when I do it it’s ‘petty’ and I ‘need to let it go’

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Pepper: I SEND YOU UNSUPERVISED TO THE FARMERS MARKET ONE TIME-

Tony, attempting to shove a stubborn alpaca off the couch: I can explain-

Pepper: FOR BREAD. BREAD! I ASK YOU TO GET A LOAF OF BREAD AND YOU COME BACK WITH THAT... THAT THING-

Tony: Pep-

Pepper: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!

Tony:

Tony, sweating: I forgot the bread...

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[on the phone]

Villain: We have kidnapped your friend Captain America.

Bucky: Can I talk to him; it’ll determine if we’re still friends or not.

Steve: Buck-

Bucky: Where’s the fucking remote?

Steve: Check the fridge.

Bucky, eating his chips and turning on the TV: Okay cool, text me when you’re on the way home. [hangs up]

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Morgan: My mom said daddy’s up in the stars now but I can’t see him yet... when you go back up to space, can you give him a message?

Thor, smiling softly: Of course, what do you want me to tell him?

Morgan, cupping her hands to whisper in his ear: Tell him that I love him 3000.

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Parker: *walks into the compound kitchen, ignoring everyone*

Tony: Hey pete, who was your day?

Parker: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Tony* Hell.

Clint, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?