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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

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Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.

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Anatomical Heart and Japanese Eel (2024).

解剖心臓と鰻 (2024)。

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plus, vegetable is a culinary term, not a botanical one. scientific classifications aren't perfect by any means, but culinary terms are based on HOW we use the plant rather than what part of the plant it is and that varies a lot geographically and culturally.

generally, fruit = mainly sweet. vegetable = not sweet/used for savory things. herb = added for flavor but not for substance/nutrition

it gets weird as botanical terms become culinary terms too (ex. "legumes", "tubers", etc)

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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Welcome to being a Latina you get THREE types of representation:

-Sexy

-Single mother

-sweat shop worker.

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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

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monsterfucking but I'm domming them

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art museum today !!!!! gonna see that big as fuck barrel again!!!!!!!!!!

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A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy

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this is actually legitness

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Your family's ritual brought you back to life and yet they start to become more and more paranoid around you, saying "it went wrong". You check in the mirror for decay or rot, nothing, you film yourself in sleep, nothing. You even see a doctor but nothing. You are completely normal, so why?

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Mulder fart pocket

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches