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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.

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Ithaca's Royal Family <333

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youre tellin me?

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spiny lobster conga line😎

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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we should bring back the supernatural fandom somehow having an extremely specific gif for literally every occasion though

i know you guys are still out there. i know you still have your .gif folders. don't pretend you're not.

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the next conclave is going to be called 2 con 2 clave and they have to elect 2 popes

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draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope

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If Vance isn't even a little concerned that he might have killed the pope then you know without a doubt that he's a performative fake catholic

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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