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Happy Pride Moth from the Hastings Institute, everyone!!!!!!

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Guyanan forestslater (terrestrial isopod), Ligia platycephala, Ligiidae

Photo 1 by thijs_d and 2 by Gordon (Beiträge: 134)

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Im going to slam my head into the nearest wall.

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Can I has happy statement please? I ask boss of London Transfership

"Fuck you" says boss of the London transfership. Who's was actually the fuck you guy

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Sage... stared at the laptop for an extended period of time. This was better than the screeching, surely. But it still wasn't great. They had WORK to do! They couldn't dawdle and bawk at this busted computer! Though... what could they really do? It's not like reopening it's an option.

While browsing your computer, you find a little door in the corner of the screen. It is light blue in colour, deep purple details, and a white handle. White noise has begun to pour from your speakers, getting louder the more you stare at it.

"Ahhh! Oooh!! Ow ow ow!!" They cover their ears, shutting their laptop with their elbow, tears pricking their eyes from the noise. They wanted to rip their ears off, but alas, it's not ethical to do in the workplace.

"Suppose I'll have to talk to Elijah about this later... ow..."

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"Errrr... not really, actually! We're more friends than co-workers, I think?" They click their pen thoughtfully, "But we get our work done timely, I'd say."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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They visibly fluster, "Ooooohh ha-ha! Noooo!" They pull at their slightly bunched vest collar, "I'm the Head Archivist of this building! N- nooooot the Head of the whole Inatitute! I am SO sorry for that confusion!"

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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"Err... rather tall? Lots of jewlery bits? Heels?"

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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"Errrr... no. Not... personally?" They squint, tilting their head in a puppy-esc way, "The head of our Institute is Ms. Lemmings."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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Sage seemed a bit... confused as to why you looked two seconds away from tears, but they gained their composure after a brief, open mouthed stare, shaking their head to get their thoughts in order.

"Well we're more like a... place where things get transferred? Like, extra statements, artifacts, that sort of thing. We keep the important stuff juuuuuuust in case the first place goes boom." They snort nervously, "Which- whew! Sure hope that doesn't happen! But uh... my job is the same as Mr.Sims', read statements and follow up."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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While browsing your computer, you find a little door in the corner of the screen. It is light blue in colour, deep purple details, and a white handle. White noise has begun to pour from your speakers, getting louder the more you stare at it.

"Ahhh! Oooh!! Ow ow ow!!" They cover their ears, shutting their laptop with their elbow, tears pricking their eyes from the noise. They wanted to rip their ears off, but alas, it's not ethical to do in the workplace.

"Suppose I'll have to talk to Elijah about this later... ow..."

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"Heh, s- sorry, I didn't notice..." They rub their neck sheepishly, "I'm still not exactly.... used? To people coming inside my office? Its weird for me," they clear their throat and their eyes widen like they remembered something, "Oh! We have a coffee machine in the breakroom! Elijah kept asking for it cuz he was sick of buying them for 5 pounds a pop. Just be sure to check that theres no leftover grounds or anything in there... Kara leaves them sometimes."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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would u mind if a very special spiral avatar said hello ... (my oc) just checking in case something Lore was happening or somethin. shrugs

[ yeah sure i might be slow replying tho ]

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" ... Not really a sir, ma'm, or other... just Sage is fine." They say in an almost shy, pathetic bleat before sighing, "I'm Sage. I'm the Head of the Hasting's Magnus Institute. I have about... three? Other associates?"

They look up in thought, puzzled before shrugging, "Seems about right, yeah. Erm..." They squint and tilt their head like a puppy, "...Not sure why you want my age of all things? It's a bit weird, no offense..."

(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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(authors note: so hey I am going to put this RP with my blank for now. This app won’t let me switch to my other account to ask questions. just know that I will be using an rp account for the rest of this thank you)

(Allen enters your vicinity)

hello dear human, may I please ask some questions.

Sage looks up from their desk, a bit alarmed and confused, yet they remain as close as they can be to calm. Through nervous laughter they squeak out a shy;

"S- suuuuure? Hhhhow. Did. You. Get... in here though?"

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Hey! Letting you all know I got to The Institute right as rain! I've just been getting through a bunch of paperwork and statement reading! I got a little break underway so feel free to ask me things! :)

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