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To anyone who’s having a rough time this holiday season, because of family, or lack thereof, or because of whatever situation you’re in:

This is my blog’s holiday dinner table, and you are welcome here.

My table is open for anyone who wants to come share it with me. If you want to join me, then I consider you a part of my family, and I’m thinking of all of you.

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who wants to see what haunted me during job training

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the hunger

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This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

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Bethesda: misleads customers into buying their product, completely different to what they advertised

Bethesda: refuses to refund the game

Bethesda: we’re sorry, here have $5 worth of absolutely fucking nothing

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Credit: Ashley McMinn

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Storm don’t play.

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what he doin

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I looked further into johnny johnny yes papa

They’e created by a channel called “BillionSurpriseToys”. They have an official twitter

3 things: 1) They have their location set as the UAE, so we know what country these are coming from

2) They joined in October 2015, which means they’ve been around for a while, even before the “elsagate” thing was big 

3) they have a website 

When I loaded up the website, google immediately let me know that the connection was not secure 

and….. my adblock blocked 84 popups/ads 

what the hell. so there’s obviously something fishy with this page 

they have a shop….. okay 

where you can buy… “merchandize”…. which is six of the identical t-shirt

They also have an about page… filled with… more grammatical/spelling errors

“technology dominates ou kids’ lives” 

“inculate”?????? 

They also have a blog…. with generic parenting-related topics

most of these articles are posted multiple times with different titles 

These posts seem suspiciously too competent for the usual phrasing on this website, and are from the pespective of parents. careful googling reveals that they’re actually from a mommy blog, here , whose content was just wholesale stolen. 

…..okay 

on another note, they have a character page with… this guy 

…… i hate it 

anyways, at the bottom of the page, there’s a link to the hosting company they use. 

This redirects to what looks like a normal webhosting/media management company... but after reading it…. it has the same text as the billion surpise toys company. its some kind of shell. 

I looked up the company…

They’re a 3d animation company in India pretending to be a media/web hosting company for a youtube channel based in the UAE? ?? what is happening??? also btw they’re hiring!

This website also has a privacy policy page

An note. 

The website also has the same layout as the first website… but with a buuunch of broken links. 

….except for these, which all link to the main website instead of their profile. okay 

In conclusion: What the fuck ? 

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I’m not a photographer but I took this picture after a wedding and if this isnt earth porn, I dont know what is. Redfish Lake, Idaho [OC][4032x3024] by: PotatoPatriot

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my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time

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wow the new jurassic world looks so good

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I, for one, welcome our new lesbian overlords

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