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My mom's nicknames for YouTubers I watch
Drew Gooden- Birdface / sick bird
Danny Gonzales- good hair / not sick bird / the one that's a dad
Kurtis Connor- Florida mullet man
Eddy Burback- weird Mustache one
Markiplier - annoying Markeeplyar
Ted Nivison - the one that clearly never listened to (specific Jimmy Buffet song) before
Thank you very much
#i love my mama#she literally wont learn their names#she only knows the difference between drew and danny because she thinks drew looks like a sick bird#if you couldn't tell ...#seafoamikey
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My room in my new house doesn't have a light and idk how to react to that
#my moms bf gave me a really nice lamp because of it#theres a lightswitch but it literally just turns the power to the whole room off#ive never lived in a house like that#and im not complaining or ungrateful i just need to mention it#seafoamikey
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NFTs are just Picrews for insecure rich people
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Remembering I have to do laundry omfg please let me sleep my eyes are begging to close
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I've had this message in my inbox for 11 years and I can't bring myself to post it because it's so beautiful. like. which one??
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I got through the day and that's all that matters
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"I don't really care if you guys write full sentences or use correct grammar" MF YOU ARE AN ENGLISH TEACHER WHAT THE FUCK
#my english teacher this year is not it#he thinks kids being close with their parents and having a good relationship with them is wierd#he hasnt taught us a single inch of english shit and literally made us listen to rap because he thinks its more meaningful#like okay not teaching but you do you#id rather write a shit ton of essays than learn like this#easy A i guess#seafoamikey
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That was not even posted 10 seconds before someone liked it why do you guys like penis
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Okay breakdown moderately over with how yall doin today
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