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if i had no added MSG i wouldn't be proud of that. i wouldnt advertise it

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"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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Everyone shits on elf metal. Just because dwarf metal (GRANITE FORGE, UNDERBEARD) and orc metal (URROSH GROGAG, TUSK) are widely renowned and pioneers of the genre and style as a whole doesnt mean we all need to collectively bash LAST KING ELIANDOR'S DIRGE FOR THE FALLEN LEAVES PARTS IX-XXII

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The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

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he saw his reflection for the first time

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

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AHAHAHAHAHAH

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Babies are socially accepted parasites.

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Pick LITERALLY any other picture for cillian murphy I beg

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saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

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The Far Side for Monday May 13.

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I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".

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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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stop putting boobs on old men

no.