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this is an offical product, the Homura Beretta M92FS Airsoft gun.

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bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. we sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

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aww yuri!!! oh they’re a little bit fucked up actually

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reasons to keep living.

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why don’t they make posters like this anymore

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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!

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I'm so angry I could piss glue

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i wish i had two bizarre and perhaps steampunk-like devices, one of which brings fictional characters into the real world and the other of which is a time machine. i want to take sun wukong to early 1950s hollywood and encourage him to take the stage name “bonzo.” first of all it would be fun to see him drunk on hollywood stardom. but more importantly i trust he would succeed where that other chimpanzee failed

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Bitches love my lifeless dead eyes

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gutted (crop) (full thing on patreon)

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