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Bitches will send you a blurry background detail and be like, “doesn’t that look an awful lot like…?” and then go about their day like they didn’t just shatter your mind. @ror-witch​ is Bitches.

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//so, it wasn’t just the animated series that was drunk...

this franchise is wild, folks. my mind? constantly astounded.

Sometimes I wonder if I can even be considered part of the fandom, like yeah I can redraw cedric's outfits without really thinking, but if ppl didn't label characters as OC's or crossovers in fics, I'd just be like, yeah that sounds right.

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-hands you another sibling meme- pls love them, they literally share one braincell [X]

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//you���re not wrong, @ror-witch

Endlessly amused by the thought of Phobos realizing he's the short one in the relationship, but nevertheless refusing to ask Cedric for help reaching the top shelf.

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//you can’t tell me that prince phobos doesn’t buy these in bulk

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//i’ve said it once, imma say it again...

A young Phobos seeing Cedric’s true form for the first time and realizing he’s gonna need way more lube than he realized.

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Why would Caleb even rebel against Phobos?

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Discussing Cedric's backstory and motivation is cool and fun, but what I REALLY wanna know is the point at which he gained infamy. What was the event that solidified his status as #1 Person Every Rebel Would Like to Throw Hands With?

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//yes, the-W.I.T.C.H.-master is a thing. yes, there are competent artists whom he commissions, and they willingly make art for him. yes, it’s a fetish, even when shit isn’t explicitly sexual, and yes, the fact that ALL my fandoms have at least ONE unashamed nonce contributes to my alcoholic drinking.

also, hello, russian witch fan! welcome to the dumpster fire!

//i’m mulling over whether or not to go forward with this fanfiction, set in season 2, where phobos keeps his word to the guardians, and the focus is cedric being a total sl*t

but then i realize that the story is going to be so vulgar, who in their decent mind would read it?

i mean, the title is no joke ‘c is for censored dumpster,’ for himerish’s sake. all of the tynar-type guards brawling for positions in line because they’ve heard what cedric is like, and he has some pent-up lust, and phobos is simply reveling in how bad and for how long that wing of elyon’s castle is going to smell. happy liberation from nerissa’s clutches! i give you and the maids the gift of cleaning up after my sl*tty serpent!

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//so what i’m hearing you both say is, cedric is hans moleman, his life is a constant stream of agonyyyyyy

@squadron-of-damned he is constantly forgetting how legs and arms work, and that's what really gives the rebellion and guardians the upper hand.

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WAit you mean so here's comics Phobos ordering to destroy every image of him and the cartoon makers went WELL LET'S DO THE OPPOSITE

//yup, cartoon witch is wild

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//real talk tho, phobos would've kept that sketch because he’s vain af, i mean did you see all his portraits

POV: You’re Elyon and you think your brother loves you.

Bonus:

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//i’m mulling over whether or not to go forward with this fanfiction, set in season 2, where phobos keeps his word to the guardians, and the focus is cedric being a total sl*t

but then i realize that the story is going to be so vulgar, who in their decent mind would read it?

i mean, the title is no joke ‘c is for censored dumpster,’ for himerish’s sake. all of the tynar-type guards brawling for positions in line because they’ve heard what cedric is like, and he has some pent-up lust, and phobos is simply reveling in how bad and for how long that wing of elyon’s castle is going to smell. happy liberation from nerissa’s clutches! i give you and the maids the gift of cleaning up after my sl*tty serpent!

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Random cedric moments that in reality aren't cute, but that I nevertheless find fucking adorable:

His lil boots. They are only seen, like, 3 times ever. Twice in the presence of Phobos who probly bought them for him

He knows how to use Earth money? And a cash register?? (The whole...running a fake business and wearing a customer service smile for presumably at least 6 hrs a day? Is just????)

He'll do voice acting if required for an undercover role.

Same episode: he knows his ppl gossip and indulges in it.

His pupils turn back to snake slits when he's laughing/delighted

He actually doesnt need to do THAT when he transforms (as seen when he rapidly shapeshifted in "ghosts of elyon").

Phobos lets him eat whatever wild animal he catches being used as messengers for the rebellion

He's...basically an emotional eater lmao

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//i had the sudden epiphany that the reason i gravitate towards villains, and some villains in particular, is because i don’t just project. i HAVE many of their traits, such as vitriolic jealousy (eg phobos from witch or aknadin from yugioh), destructive levels of vindictiveness (eg cedric from witch), and ridiculous amounts of arrogance and anger (eg titular villain from bojack unbound)

... which explains... a lot...

... which is why it’s good i’ve retreated from the internet (mostly) because i have a CANCEL-worthy amount of skeletons in my closet...

...f*ck....

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//you know too much

Ok now that im thinking abt shapeshifter ages again. What if. Cedric is actually a lot younger than his human appearance suggest. Like, maybe he lied to join the army or smth and now has to commit to the act.

Cedric and Miranda: -talking abt some historical event that happened many years ago-

Cedric: Wait, how would you know, you weren't even born then?

Miranda: Cedric, im like pushing 40.

Cedric, who is not even past his 30s: [buffering animation]