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fems with body hair are so unbelievably hot. short skirts with leg hair and cute crop tops with visible happy trails and fancy sun dresses with pits on display. its the contrast. the dykery of it all. delicious

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They look like a duo that dropped exactly one studio album of some of the most experimental woodwind and jazz combo youve ever heard in your life

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two things

buenos dias

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bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

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“Interior of a Cave” Andrey Avinoff (American1884–1948) no date, pastel on board

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if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde

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you know what will salvage this expensive and unemployable degree? a second, even less employable degree!! #grad school

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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saw a post about criminal childhood actions which reminded me that when i was 5 and a demon i would refuse to leave my friends’ houses without STEALING something (is it stealing if you do it right in front of everyone?) in order to ensure that i could come back -> to return it. i was a child taking an adult’s hairbrush as collateral. i was a terror

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When you see a post on tumblr about global politics, stop and think!: Is the author implicitly ascribing benign, or rationally calculating intentions to western powers, but malevolent and actively irrational ones to non-western powers, all while claiming to be jaded, and cynical toward all parties?

Stop! That isn't cold, cynical analysis, it's crackpot realism! We must not be crackpots! We must not listen to the crackpot realists! We must strive for true geopolitical realism!

When you see a post on tumblr about global politics, stop and think!: Is the author implicitly ascribing a goal of benign truth-telling to western corporate media sources, while ascribing a character of total falsehood to non-western state media, such that truth can't even be mined from it by one who understands its biases?

Stop! That isn't cold, cynical analysis, it's crackpot realism! We must not be crackpots! We must not listen to the crackpot realists! We must strive for true geopolitical realism!

When you see a post on tumblr about global politics, stop and think!: Is the author implicitly portraying western societies as all being pluralistic, awash with a a number of perspectives unfortunately drowned out by their ruling class, while portraying all non-western polities as consisting entirely of drones, utterly subservient to authority, with the Sole exception of voices that are pro-western and strive for the same goals in western powers, in their terms?

Stop! That isn't cold, cynical analysis, it's crackpot realism! We must not be crackpots! We must not listen to the crackpot realists! We must strive for true geopolitical realism!

When you see a post on tumblr about global politics, stop and think!: Is the author implicitly placing the work of western and western-trained academics on a pedestal, and treating it as ontologically more valuable than the work of groups of global south scholars with similar qualifications, who disagree with the western consensus?

Stop! That isn't cold, cynical analysis, it's crackpot realism! We must not be crackpots! We must not listen to the crackpot realists! We must strive for true geopolitical realism!

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what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

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we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

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The Calves. Willem Maris (1844-1910)

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Joan Didion, Play It As It Lays