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You can see his soul leave as soon as she said that 🤣

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THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

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The Five Stages of Grief

Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance

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Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

Originally posted by boyfromanotherworldever

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Hold up - you mean there are people who watch Fight Club and don’t realise that Tyler Durden is meant to be full of shit?

I mean, his doctrine of radical individualism is a sham that ultimately reduces his followers to faceless conformity. This isn’t deep metatextual wankery - it’s the literal text of the film.

How do you see the film and not get that?

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Your Stormtrooper Identification Code

1) The first non-vowel letter of your last name 2) The last non-vowel letter of your last name 3) Your age 4) The number of siblings you have 5) The number of pets you have

Tag yourself I’m FR-1701

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Oh my god I just saw the force awakens for the first time and like… the screen grabs I saw on tumblr do not do Kylo ren’s face justice. Like he is so ugly. He’s so ugly that at one point I said out loud to my cousin, “Why don’t they put a mask on him? A second mask. He needs another mask.”

He looks like somebody’s ugly high school year book picture. I can’t believe this.

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the other night I had this dream where I decided that I wanted to get a restraining order against Jared Leto just to limit my chances of ever accidentally meeting Jared Leto. but then the courts were all like have you ever met Jared Leto and I was like no and they were like you can’t get a restraining order against someone you’ve never interacted with and I was like but he creeps me the fuck out and they were like ahhh yes he creeps her the fuck out maybe we should consider this. so it became a huge deal and the news started reporting on it and other people saw it and were like hello yes Jared Leto also creeps me out can I have a restraining order. so eventually like everyone in the world got a restraining order. but the restraining orders like stacked for some reason so eventually the distance of how far he had to be from most people was so large we had no choice but to launch him into outer space to live out the rest of his life alone. the day we launched him into space was celebrated as a international holiday and I was considered a hero for sparking the revolution. the end.

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Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit

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But You Should Like Really Be a Barb in a World Full of Nancys.

#ImWithBarb

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do it for barb

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Bun bun!!

Delicious delicious cilantro~