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fuck due dates i wish nothing was ever due

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hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone

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we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

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WRITE IT!!! WRITE THAT SELF INDULGENT SHIT!!!

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big bowl of pasta should be declared a human right

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Made a chart for sorting fantheories

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near-life experience

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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

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no rizz just pretty eyes and a overwhelming amount of knowledge about fictional characters.

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deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

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ship dynamic: unstoppable bastard meets immovable bitch

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what if the pathetic losers with no swag kissed?

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Sometimes I wonder how people survive without obsessively thinking about fictional realities. Could not be me. Thinking only Real Life stuff for a whole day???? I would be dead.

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corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

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babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about