searingmoon

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“bro”

“what bro”

“tell the whole world that we’re bros”

*whispers* “we’re bros”

“why’d you whisper bro?”

“because you’re my whole world bro”

“b r o”

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When you have to squeeze all the creative juices out of your brain to make a quality meme from a boring PSAT.

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When College Board tries to make your PSATs boring to try to convince you that there’s nothing you can make a meme out of

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When Wisconsin produces 951,751,000 pounds of mozzarella cheese in one year and you wonder if you’ll ever be that productive it your whole lifetime.

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

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just scrolling down the college board twitter

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its not very original; i did this in a tidy room. a) NO CHANGE b) original, because I c) original–I d) original, yet I

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The College Board wants you to stop posting about the PSAT on the internet. What should you do?

⚪️Stop posting about the PSAT on the internet

⚪️Be respectful of the College Board

🔘NO CHANGE

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Tomatoes

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad

passing the psat is knowing that tomatoes need a balance of sugar and volatile compounds to achieve the perfect blend of sweet, salty, sour, bitter, and umami flavor that has been ruined by modern industry and packaging techniques

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Me: haha i love psat memes

College board: hey did you know you could get arrested for sharing shit about our tests???

Me: yes

College board:

Me:

College board:

Me:

College board:

Me: so uhhh

Me: can i get some of those hIERLOOM TOMATOES-

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“what is the ratio of the 1,001 competitors to the 35 who had $11,999, or who doubled their rate with a $25,000 deposit?”

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but is it really a tomato if it doesn’t have 

u m a m i 

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The greatest part about all these PSAT memes to someone who hasn’t taken a standardized test in years is trying to figure out exactly what in the holy fuck was on that test

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Love his laugh

here’s literally just ethan laughing @crankgameplays

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here’s literally just ethan laughing @crankgameplays

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mobile: cool i posted your post

me: so where is it

mobile: where's what