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[sears-official]

I went into this not knowing what picrew is. I still don't know, but it was neat.

Is your favorite color... Purple?

@spam-official @100percent-chipotle

Tag Game!

Do this picrew and add your assumption of prev’s favorite color :)

Tags under the cut:

@confusedhomicidalrage @brokenaroacecode @brains4ne @gibbish-anon-from-gell @post-unuwuifer

@local-pickpocket @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @yes-im-youtube-kids @esrathebaard @yahooo-official

@post-unuwuifer @wordswordsorswordswords @the-red-planet-mars @the-lovely-planet-earth @totally-italy

@thegreatgeodo @decafcatfeen @bingle-official @i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat @i-bless-your-heart

@real-vivaldi-browser @real-starbucks @theenchantress36 @theetherealraphael @realsafari

@important-question-anon @gimmick-thief @gimmick-swag @sears-official @subway-offical

[sears-official]

I'd hit it against a table and accidentally shatter it.

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

[sears-official]

Sounds cool, I'd read it.

so i was thinking...

I was thinking of a separate blog, with weekly updates on what's going on in the gimmickverse. Maybe, it could have guest interviews, peeks into conversations, top posts, etc. Currently, me and @theetherealraphael are a part of it. If you want in, please send me an ask and I'll add you to the discord channel for this. If it develops, we can maybe make a server? Anyways, please do share your opinions, reblog for a bigger sample size and all that shit.

@real-vivaldi-browser @im-pandora-i-promise @important-question-anon @i-bless-your-heart @post-unuwuifer

@orange-oracy @gibbish-anon-from-gell @bingle-official @realsafari @real-antonio-vivaldi

@india-official @intothegimmickverseofficial @nano-reblogs-idk @alton-towers-real @sears-official

@sauoce @local-pickpocket @walmart-the-official @swearification-and-cursing @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant

@the-red-planet-mars @the-lovely-planet-earth @denmark-forreal @totally-italy @totally-ikea

Repeating for your benefit: If you want in, please send an ask, I don't know who clicks on the join option. Thanks, guys!

[sears-official]

How did you get the magnifying glass badges? Must've costed quite a bit of money.

They're free, you can go to the badges section of the tumblr store and claim a ton of them.

[sears-official]

SEARS............

Yes?

[sears-official]

You used to be able to buy a pretty nice house from us for $1,528, or around $27,586 in today's money. You'd buy the house, which would arrive as materials on a train, and you'd pay for land to put it on and labor to build it. You could even build it yourself, if you had the time and skill.

Like to charge reblog to cast

[sears-official]

Much better than whatever General Electric, Whirlpool, Frigidaire, etc. have.

1970

[sears-official]

That's one of the very few things you can't get from Sears.

I was in a grocery store that sold everything from food to freaking time machines.

[sears-official]

Cool game, thanks for the tag.

I'm not entirely sure how this works, I hope I got it right.

@firehouse-subs-fr @yahooo-official @its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @walmart-the-official

FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ

@persimminos fruit quiz!!!!

Tagging @faggylittleleatherboy @prongsfish @ninety-two-bees @sommerregenjuniluft and whoever wants to

[sears-official]

Why would you do something like that? And how much did you put in your mouth?

Hae you eaten something generally considered inedible?

(Ex. Paper, coin, plastic, metal, etc.)

[sears-official]

attempting the human ritual of "sitting"

the article (no lore on this one though) just trying to get faster at drawing these creatures

[sears-official]

Yes, but Wyoming is not.

Is Wisconsin a state????

[sears-official]

Apply today for the Sears Credit Card. The only credit card that’s good at 3600 Sears stores coast to coast. Sears credit ad - 1977.

[sears-official]

If anyone wants to send me an ask with a location or a picture, I'll do my best to edit a Sears into it.

[sears-official]

Sears and Kmart.

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

[sears-official]

I was more referring to the thirty deaths.

[Macy's enters the store.]

SPENCER I FUCKED UP BAD I'M NOT HERE TO BE MEAN I NEED HELP.

[Macy's is covered in human blood and a lot more eyes than Macy's had before.]

- @macys--official

Holy shit, babydoll. What did you do

[sears-official]

This would never happen at Sears.

[Macy's enters the store.]

SPENCER I FUCKED UP BAD I'M NOT HERE TO BE MEAN I NEED HELP.

[Macy's is covered in human blood and a lot more eyes than Macy's had before.]

- @macys--official

Holy shit, babydoll. What did you do