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sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source
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when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house
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what do you MEAN i have to complete tasks tomorrow
i already completed tasks TODAY
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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here
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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab
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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later
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1959 chevy impala that i made in spore, inspired by @making-you-in-spore
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what if i am insane actually
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floaters are so crazy because you’ll turn to look at them and then you’ll decide “ok I’m done looking at them” and you’ll turn away and they’ll still be there
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did you guys know theres an actual fish called a 'seamoth' and its literally the coolest thing ever like this thing is a Focking Creature

HELLO?? HIS SNOOT. HIS TAIL. THE WINGS. THE SCIENTIFIC NAME IS PEGASUS VOLITANS



im literally so obsessed they are so cute THEYRE SO CUTE ARE YOU SEEING THIS?? ARE YOU LOOKING?? AUGH

AND THEYRE SO !!!! SMALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAA!!!
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