You've just had another birthday on the gold ship, with your dear darling brother, making you SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. You were THIRTEEN when you started this madness, and so much time has passed since that day, with not much happening in between. You've mastered your powers, you've mastered 'waiting' but you're starting to get tired of that particular game. You are getting very bored of waiting for your life to begin and miss your ocean island more the longer you have to put up with this goddamned session.[[This is a sideblog of bibblebin. Mod is light sensitive epileptic.]]
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sometimes u just gotta lay on the floor with ur dog
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just a touch. pff. :)
oh absolutely.
though i’ll have to check your results, and i expect you’ll want to check mine?
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oh absolutely.
though i’ll have to check your results, and i expect you’ll want to check mine?
sounds like a plan to me. an excellent science experiment. remember to document it somehow.
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i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
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sounds like a plan to me. an excellent science experiment. remember to document it somehow.
are you sure you want to scream into him? he’s kind of sweaty, and exactly the type to jump at loud noises.
roxy, however. a: great hugs. b: ample chest cushioning for the yelling and snuggling.
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I just don’t believe violence is ever the answer. It is a question. The real answer is far more terrifying.
Welcome to Night Vale | The Sandstorm (Night Vale)
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are you sure you want to scream into him? he’s kind of sweaty, and exactly the type to jump at loud noises.
roxy, however. a: great hugs. b: ample chest cushioning for the yelling and snuggling.
at this point screaming into the void and demanding answers is a correct response, right?
#what the fuck happened to my brother you sibling thieving system?
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You should draw dirk as a seagull
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at this point screaming into the void and demanding answers is a correct response, right?
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#tell jade 2he can 2uck my bulge#iit'2 not liike anythiing'2 happeniing anyway
i'm not xenophilic enough for that.
#all i'm saying is the boy needs to remember to replicate his medication instead of leaving it for me to do.#or he could try to contact people who have access to the stuff more often than when he hits critical mass.#but no. my brother's an idiot. did you know that? i sure did. just didn't know how bad it is.#by the way you should be aware i follow you too nerd. :P#schrodingersbee
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john uses a lot of grist.
not for food or duplicating his medication or anything practical.
no.
john uses our grist to make paint so he can create videos to send to sollux.
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johns just salty because i have amazing aim and he couldn't move fast enough. :)
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dramatic space selfies.
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yeah, it's kind of obnoxious. i wouldn't eat them. i'm pretty sure based on their colourations they're going to be kind of... not good for food. :(
bright reds and yellows tend to telegraph 'poison' in the animal kingdom. especially in lizards and amphibians. i don't want to go through the process of dying and reviving just so i can prove a point you know?
and attention grabbing is done by laying across someone's lap and making pitiful sounds until my ears are scratched like any good passive aggressive person would. or i could stare. or move them from one place to another. that always works on john when i want to watch movies with him.
getting him to stay there is a little iffy though.
wow i rambled sorry about that.
I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANYONE NAKKING AND GLUBBING AT ALL IF I CAN HELP IT. IT SOUNDS OBNOXIOUS, AND I’D PROBABLY START EATING THE ONES THAT DON’T PUT A LID ON IT ASAP.
OH YOU WILL, WILL YOU? AND HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DOING THAT?
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well it wasn't like i was actually missing in action; more like i was trying to organize a relay race so the denizens could see who's better utilizing an almost grecian champion methodology because no one wants to hear everyone nakking and glubbing about how one is better than the other.
... it's literally just the salamanders and nakodiles causing problems.
nah i'm not going to whine about that. i'm not that kind of girl. if i want attention i'll get it.
probably not a good thing to be punching yourself in the face with karkat. i mean that stuff will get everywhere and leave you pretty miserable. bleh! no one wants that!
i know you were here but i didn’t get to put eyes on you while you were. you’re kind of a sneaky little shit aren’t you? :)
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