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“folx" is fake woke. say everypony like a real feminist
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i love it when a fandom agrees on one particular portmanteau ship name and you can tell it’s because the alternatives are all atrocious. like i don’t know anything about glee but even i know that they only call it “klaine” because no one would be able to take it seriously if it was “blurt”
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i love this because you can definitely tell no furries were involved
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challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
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WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:
1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t
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Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted
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are the speckles of gray in the dirt block beautiful to anybody else
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I dont play pokemon unite but its cool because it gives us skins like "what if marill frequented glory holes"
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