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Didn't really hear that he shit, but he blasted out a few decent farts!

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When guys leave a movie to shit, that usually means they're ready to blow, and he didn't disappoint. His butt hit that seat, and he fired off a moderately loud wet cannon!

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Twink sitting down at Home Depot

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He farted pretty loud right when he sat, but nothing else. Given his flash prep, 10 secs or a little more placing the cover and sitting - I bet he thought he was really going to blow. Behavior seemed urgent. Maybe he just doesn't trust a fart...

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Has to be the hottest dude I've ever shat with. At a car dealership of all places! He probably went in mostly to kill time while trying. After starting low and gusty, his next fart was longer, but still low. Then just a two second breeze, and it hit right after.

I heard the splatter go literally everywhere, and then he said loudly "whatn't expecting that one!"

I believe him. Given that low breeze right before. That wet canon blast totally snuck up on him! Rode that breeze out...

I don't know what he went in thinking he was gonna do, but he clearly needed to go more than he thought.

...and he was killing time too because he sat a good while after. Seemed at least about 15 minutes.

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Where is his coworker's hand? ha ha

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Rest Area twink. His folks waited outside.

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