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Funny Sentence Starters (Supernatural edition!)

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”

“Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.”

"Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis."

“Boy/Girl, you put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack you with a spoon.”

“Who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?”

"I had a crappy guidance counselor."

"Dude, you fugly."

“I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it.”

"Hold me, ____. That was beautiful."

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”

“That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.”

“You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!”

"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'"

"Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl/guy that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"

"People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?"

“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”

"I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks/dudes anyway."

“My name is _____. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women/men. And I did not kill anyone.”

“MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?”

“This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."

"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"

"Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."

“What do you wanna do, poke her/him with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!”

“We’re not working for the Mandroid!”

"Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"

"Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"

"I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God".

"Dude, you full-on had a girl/guy inside you for like a whole week. That’s pretty naughty"

“________, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”

"They made me slow dance."

"What about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass!"

“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.”

"Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie."

“I lost my shoe.”

“I’m Batman!”

“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”

“I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.”

“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."

“Don’t objectify me."

"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!"

“These tacos taste funny to you?”

"I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."

"What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?"

“Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.”

“Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight.”

“That was scary!”

"Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."

"On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors."

"This body is 100 percent socially conscious.I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."

"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."

"Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge."

“The whistle makes me their god.”

“______'s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone”

“Details are everything. You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”

"For fans, they sure do complain a lot."

“Oh yeah, life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.”

“No, he's/she's not on any flatbread.”

"Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week."

“You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud-seeding?”

“There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”

"You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?”

"Today, you're my little bitch."

"This isn’t funny, _____. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"

"Check it out. Four score and seven years ago ... I had a funny hat."

"Brains trumps legs, apparently."

“I believe that (he-)witch gave you the clap.”

“I have genital herpes.”

“Son of a bitch!”

“Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags!"

“Boop!”

“I would love to have the sex with you.”

“One leather jacket, one sasquatch."

“I don’t understand that reference.”

“Dude, you punched a cupid."

"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."

"Hey ass-butt!"

"No one dicks with ____ except me"

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Send me a ☺ and I'll use a random number generator for a super sexy thread scenario.

After having a huge fight, our muses have angry sex that doesn’t end in their argument resolved. In fact, after all is done, your muse kicks mine out and they’re left to sleep on the couch.

After sleeping together for the first time, my muse never hears back from yours and a few months later, they run into each other on the street and are forced to wait at a crosswalk next to each other.

During the act, my muse somehow ends up on the floor with a bleeding head wound.

Heavy petting ensues and after a few minutes of no response from your muse, mine looks down to find that they were unknowingly rubbing your muse’s thigh the entire time.

In the middle of the act, my muse looks over to see an animal watching through the window and no matter what our muses do, the animal refuses to leave thus ruining the mood and leaving our muses frustrated.

In the throws of ecstasy, your muse moans something ridiculous, causing my muse to lose all sexual interest.

My muse catches your muse “self completing” to a rather disturbing bit of pornography when they meant to surprise them and come home from work/wherever early.

My muse finishes well before your muse and is too tired to help them reach climax, leaving things a bit more awkward than they were prepared for.

Sex in front of the fire place turns sour when the blanket gets too close to the flames and catches fire.

Sex in the shower is a great idea until my muse slips and busts their lip, and takes your muse down with them.

Sex sent your muse to the ER and my muse desperately tries to come up with a cover story to tell the nurses and doctor.

Things are just starting to heat up when your muse gets a terrible stomach cramp and runs to the bathroom only to spend the next 45 minutes in there, leaving my muse to fend for themselves.

What began as sensual touching, your muse begins tickling my muse and they laugh so hard that they pass gas, completely killing the mood.

While your muse had the most delightful orgasm, my muse is left less than satisfied.

Your muse sneezes while going down on mine, somehow causing them an incredible amount of pain.

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Injured/Injury Starters

Injured

“Oh shit, are you alright?”

“Dude, I don’t think you’re alright.”

“Blood’s not supposed to be coming from there…”

“That looks broken.”

“Can you move your __?” 

“Are you okay?”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Who did this?”

“Did you do this to yourself?”

“How did this happen?”

“We need to get you to a hospital.”

“Do you need to go to a hospital?”

“That’s not supposed to bend that way.”

“Do you want me to look at it?”

“Don’t move, you’ll make it worse!”

“Stop moving!”

“There’s so much blood.”

“I’ll see if I have a first aid kit.”

“Just… Stay here and I’ll get help.”

“How did you even do this?”

“This happened in a fight?”

“Walk it off.”

“It’s not that bad.” 

“I think you need stitches.”

“You dumbass.” 

Injury

“I think I hurt myself.”

“I can’t feel my __.”

“I think my __ is broken.”

“Shit, that hurts to move.”

“I don’t think I can get up.”

“I’m going to try to get up.”

“Can you go get help?” 

“I need help.”

“I think I’m going to pass out.”

“I don’t think there’s supposed to be that much blood.”

“It’s not that bad.”

“I got [shot, stabbed, etc].”

“I can’t walk.”

“I don’t think I need to go to a hospital.”

“I think I need to go to the hospital.”

“Stop laughing, this hurts.”

“My last words better not be stupid.”

“That was a dumb idea.”

“Shit, that burns.”

“I’m fine… really.”

“Damn, I can’t get the bleeding to stop.”

“I got into a fight…”

“I feel lightheaded.”

“It hurts to move.”

“Can you look at it for me?” 

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angry sexual tension starters

a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.

“If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”

“Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”

“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”

“It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”

“What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”

“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”

“You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”

“I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”

“Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”

“Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”

“Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”

“If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”

“Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”

“You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.” 

“Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”

“You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”

“You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”

“If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”

“Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”

“I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”

“Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”

“Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”

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Send “Maybe?” if your muse has thought of kissing mine

Even if it was only once for a split second!

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We all make mistakes in RP, reblog if it’s okay for your partners to politely message you if you have missed one of their rules or made a mistake about their character’s information

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Send 👅 to lick my muse

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Send 💕 to flirt with my muse.

Or send 💞 to make my muse flirt with yours.

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Starter Call!

Permanent starter call!

Like/Reblog!

Mutuals ONLY please!

ROLEPLAY BLOGS ONLY!

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{ Reblog if you love making your RP character suffer }

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Kink/nsfw related sentence starters

“You can stay, but your clothes must go.”

“Please, use the ball gag.”

“Spread your cheeks.”

“Take your clothes off.”

“I wouldn’t misbehave half as much if I didn’t like the punishment.”

“Let me blindfold you.”

“Is that all your mouth is good for?”

“Do you like when I touch you there?”

“Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”

“I liked that sound you made.  I’ll have to make you make that sound again.”

“That’s sexy.”

“How do you feel about hot wax?”

“It’s just an ice cube.”

“Which dildo would you prefer?”

“Want to try a new position?”

“I want you to lick the cum off the floor.”

“Call me mommy/daddy.”

“I’m going to spank you.”

“You are so cute all tied up like that.”

“Beg me to let you cum.”

“I’m your master/mistress and will be addressed as such.”

“Dominate me.”

“I’d rather dom.”

“I like your ass.”

“Pull my hair.”

“Please, have me.”

“Is that a challenge?”

“Harder!”

“I hope your nipples aren’t too sore.”

“We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”

“I want you to count as I spank you.”

“I want you to cum in my face.”

“How about I give you a massage?”

“Oh fuck yes!”

“I want you to bend over the bed.”

“Please, not the nipple clamps!”

“You’ve been good, so I’m going to let you cum.”

“Bend over”

“Which vibrator would you prefer?”

“Use your mouth.”

“Get on your knees.”

“How about some whipped cream?”

“I love it when you moan like that.”

“Rougher!”

“Public sex turns me on.”

“Fuck me.”

“Play with my pussy.”

“I want you to ride me.”

“I’ve been naughty.”

“You’ve been naughty.”

“Spank me.”

“I love it when you play with my nipples.”

“Please, tie me up and have your way with me.”

“I’d rather sub”

“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”

“I know how to make you relax.”

“I want you to tie me up and blindfold me so I don’t know what’s coming while you use me.”

“We are going to watch a porn together for ideas.”

“I’m gonna tie you up and have my way with you.”

“I want you to beg.”

“It’s really not that kinky.”

“That’s kind of kinky.”

“Put your ass in the air.”

“I’ve been waiting here on the bed naked for a while now.”

“Just sit back and let me give you a show.”

“Why don’t we count the hickeys?”

“Submit to me.”

“I don’t care if people are around or not, take off your clothes.”

“I’m going to record this so we can watch it together later.”

“I’m going to go get the nipple clamps.”

“Yes Mistress.”

“If you wouldn’t make so many noises when I pull your hair, I wouldn’t have to do this”

I want you to go down on me

Fuck me harder!

I’m gonna cum!

“Bite me!”

“Do you like when I play with your nipples like this?”

“Spread your legs.”

“I’m gonna ride you.”

“I love this collar.”

“Play with my cock/pussy.”

“I’m going to sit on your lap and play with your cock/pussy.”

“Don’t cum until I say it’s okay.”

“You are all mine pet.”

“They’ll never notice.”

“I love looking at your ass after I’ve spanked it so much.”

“Let me put this ball gag on you.”

“I’ve got your collar ready for you.”

“Keep it down or I’ll have to use a gag.”

“What would you think about adding a third party?”

“I like it when you bite me.”

“Open up your ass for me.”

“Yes Master.”

Lick it all up.“

“You are my little bitch.”

“Fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“Touch yourself for me.”

“Blindfold me.”

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NSFW Sentence Starters

Send one or more for my muse’s reaction!

“Lie back and let me take care of you.” “Foreplay isn’t optional. It’s required.” “Does that feel good? You want more?” “You can take it, just a little more… There we go, there’s my good boy/girl/person.” “I always wanted a pet. Now I have you.” “Ah-ah, pets don’t speak, or walk upright. Quiet, and crawl to me.” “Hurry up and fuck me!” “Someone’s going to catch us, get your hand off my crotch!” “You want me to bite you?! Why?!” “Hang on, hang on, we’re gonna fall off the bed–” “Please, please, let me come… “ “Remember, the safeword is _____. You’re allowed to use it.” “On your knees. Open your mouth.” “Did I give you permission to touch me?” “I didn’t know you were a top/bottom/powerbottom/service top.” “Please let me fuck you, I’ll do anything/I’ll be good, please.” “You didn’t tell me you were THAT big! Holy shit!”

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rough sex starter sentences

“Come here and get on your knees. Show me how much of me you can swallow.” “I want you to fuck me as hard as you can and I don’t want you to stop, even if I tell you to.” “We don’t need a safe word. You should handle everything I want to give you…” ”That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. We DO need a safe word.” “What was that? You don’t think you can cum again? I’m going to show you that you can.” “You wanted me to be rough, so I’m being rough, darling. Can’t you handle it?” “Look at you lying there all used… Do you think you’re ready for more?” “I don’t care whether you can take it. I will do it anyway and you’ll love it.” “Open up wide.” “Don’t you dare move. Did I tell you you could?” “Oh good, does that hurt?” “You will listen to every single word I say. If you don’t… then I’ll tie you up and I’ll leave you here desperate.” “Harder! Harder!” “Don’t stop now!” “I don’t care whether it will hurt. I just want it.” “I can’t wait to see you covered in the bruises I’ll mark you with.” “Not a sound, do you understand? You have to be absolutely quiet, or I will make you want to scream even louder.” “I would’ve prepared you for this if you’d not been begging for me to fuck you.” “You should see your face right now…” “I told you I was going to make you regret saying yes to this.” “Is that all you’ve got? That hardly hurt. Well, I guess it’s my turn now.” “You’re here for my pleasure, not the other way round. Do you understand, slave?!” “Tell me how much you want me and I’ll give you more than you can handle. That’s the game we’re playing now, honey.” “Don’t complain. I could’ve tied you up in even less comfortable positions.” “Oh, look at you. All tied up and ready to be fucked.” “What’s that? I can’t hear what you’re saying with that gag in your mouth.” “I’m not done yet! Spread your legs and lie the fuck still until I tell you to move!” “Oh this hurts, does it? I want you to beg for even more.” “Just count down with me and if you make it to zero without squirming, I’ll stop hurting you.” “This is about control and you’re definitely not going to have any.” “Show me you can follow orders and I’ll be a lot nicer, love.”

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