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Loooooooong

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an important lesson about making mistakes:

you can still get a cookie

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^^ohmygodwhy

Barbecue sauce is like meat frosting.

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Fuck off

eating disorder? “you’re just looking for attention”

trichotillomania? “it’s just a bad habit, you can stop anytime”

depression? “you’re just lazy”

anxiety? “you just need to get out more”

body dysmorphia? “you know you look good, you’re just fishing for compliments”

ocd? “you’re just a perfectionist”

stop telling me things about my disorders if you don’t have them. i know what it’s like to live with all these things so if you have never been diagnosed with any of them, please keep your mouth shut.

sincerely, everyone who’s ever been told lies about themselves <3

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brilliant

Where has this been all my life?

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thanks! i hate it

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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Virgil: I did not sleep at all last night.

Patton: You know what they say, if you can’t sleep it’s because someone else is thinking about you.

Virgil: Ha! Who’d be thinking about me at 3AM?

Roman: *panicked silence*

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my friend is making cookies i feel so blessed

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yeah i’m part of the FBI

F: Funny

B: Bisexual

I: Introverts

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raise your hand if you wouldn’t mind having emile picani as your therapist

also if you thought elliot looked beautiful in that skirt

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me and my lesbian ass:

um

yes please

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD DATE A TRANS-BOY OR TRANS-GIRL

THIS IS IMPORTANT

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musical faces

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Reblog if you’re asexual, bisexual, demisexual, pansexual, homosexual, bigender, agender, transgender, or just really like fall out boy.

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ohmygodno

A misnake