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Even you have your ridiculous moments.

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False. Any human can fall prey to an inopportune Kodak moment.

Mmhm. 

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False. Any human can fall prey to an inopportune Kodak moment.

To the ridiculous people, at least. 

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I have, and that's an excellent idea. Or I could go full Mad Men and install a bar in my office. You most certainly do. Your lime slices are particularly artful.

Every now and again

I’m sure you’ve seen Elf.  Add a little “syrup” to your coffee and you’ll be golden.  What can I say, I have a knack for the finishing touches.

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Excuse you, that could have happened to anyone.

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I’m calling your bluff.

Do you want to test me?

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I have to drink something until it’s socially acceptable to drink vodka. You know I only tolerate the umbrella if you put it in. You have such a flair for garnishes.

Every now and again

You drink coffee?  I was 5000% sure your life force was vodka.  With a little umbrella for funsies.

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I doubt that.

Pretty sure I have pictures. 

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Reach for the stars, Satan.

Oh, and that human being is supposed to be you? Not really giving others something to live up to. 

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I don’t see any evidence. 

Evidence points to yes. 

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That’s not even remotely true.

You’re just so damn ridiculous. 

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45% true. God, I wish. But someone in this apartment complex has to be a functioning, productive human being.

100% not true. Came back to plenty of people that missed me. Maybe you’re the one that needs to disappear.

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Once the delicate balance of the office is disrupted, it’s chaos from here on out.

The world’s going to implode. 

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Oh no not the coffee order.

Yes, the coffee order. I made a terrible mistake, and now I can’t trust them with anything.

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I told this girl I wanted a flat white, and she brought me back a cup of hot milk. I don’t even trust these people with the cinnamon component. I had to buy some and hide it in my office. I even got a little shaker for proper distribution. 

Every now and again

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Every now and again

A wave of interns flood the office with idiocy and immaturity. I can’t even trust these kids with my coffee order.

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The world needed a break from you, too. But now you’re back and we’ll have to find a way though. 

Sometimes you just have to turn off your phone and go on vacation without telling anyone. My little week definitely helped suppress the urge to punch everyone in the face. Now I just have to hope my friends and boss don’t want to kill me.