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[second-chances-are-hot]

Then open with that instead of going off on your pointless threatening bullshit.

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

Wiley. Just because you don't die, doesn't mean that it doesn't fucking suck and you want to avoid it.

[She speaks like she's talking to a toddler.]

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

Rotting in general is bad, dumbass.

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

[Al smacks him upside the head.]

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

If you try and bite me you'll have bigger problems than venom.

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

How descriptive.

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

...follow up question: Why the fuck are you pretending to be a snake?

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

.....shit I thought you were Omen.

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

[Al sighs, hopping up on the roof. Omen tricked them like this before with being a cat. They weren't being fooled a second time.]

Why a snake?

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

....

[Al sighs, pinching the bridge of their nose.]

Look, dude, I'm sorry just...a fucking snake on my car caught me off guard.

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

[There’s a green snake sunbathing on Al’s car]

@apples-green

[Al glares at the snake. Something about it felt...off. They pick up a stick, pointing it at the reptile.]

The fuck you doing on my car?

[second-chances-are-hot]

You're the best babe.

[Ping! Text from Al <3]

Lawson found someone who might be able to help with the ancestral magic bullshit.

@second-chances-are-hot

Oh? That's good news!

[second-chances-are-hot]

Aaawwwww <3

Last time I drove the car it was sounding funky. It's probably due for tune up. Would you mind?

[Ping! Text from Al <3]

Lawson found someone who might be able to help with the ancestral magic bullshit.

@second-chances-are-hot

Oh? That's good news!

[second-chances-are-hot]

Wait hold on could you do me a favor?

[Ping! Text from Al <3]

Lawson found someone who might be able to help with the ancestral magic bullshit.

@second-chances-are-hot

Oh? That's good news!

[second-chances-are-hot]

I'm heading there now.

[Ping! Text from Al <3]

Lawson found someone who might be able to help with the ancestral magic bullshit.

@second-chances-are-hot

Oh? That's good news!

[second-chances-are-hot]

In theory. Hopefully it's not another dead end.

[Ping! Text from Al <3]

Lawson found someone who might be able to help with the ancestral magic bullshit.

@second-chances-are-hot

Oh? That's good news!

[second-chances-are-hot]

Oh okay not too far. I'm down.

Hey so I know we can't do anything about the bitch taking control of me, but what about something that will help me get back in control?

@second-chances-are-hot

Hmm tricky but theoretically possible.