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Okay, I take back my original “how I wanted TUA to end” that I made a week ago and instead I want this:

The siblings realise the world keeps ending because they’re all in the same timeline. So in order to distribute the marigold, and save the end of the world, they all have to sacrifice being a family and never see each other again.

It ends with each sibling one by one (Lila and deigo come as a pair, I don’t make the rules) as they board the subway, each to their very own timeline in which the other family members don’t exist.

It’s heartbreaking, and for a family that were split and torn at the beginning of the series, the choice being made for them is even more heartbreaking because they’re a family now more than ever. But as they board the subway, we see a montage of them all in their HAPPY timelines, the beats of “I think we’re alone now” start playing and we realise, while the Hargreeves siblings finally have their happy ending, they are in fact, alone now. Cut to black. Cue BTS images.

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It’s almost been a week since TUA ended and I can’t help but feel utterly cheated out of a proper ending, regardless of that weird five/Lila part.

So many people have come up with such good ends, far superior than the original so here’s my take, similar to others :

1. Luther finds Sloane and in a The Vow kinda way, has to make her fall in love all over again. They end with him doing the full Monty strip tease on stage and Sloane screaming with delight as he whips those silver space pants off.

2.Diego and Lila, *my personal favourite.* It’s them bundling their 3 kids into the back of the van, Wanda. To which Diego quips to Lila “i mean, all these extra seats… don’t you think we should fill them up”

To which Lila replies “you’re kidding right?” But smiles, as they drive home. Alluding to her already being pregnant. As seen in a previous scene (In the finale we never got!) Where they rekindle and make baby no.4. This or it’s them putting the kids to bed before turning into a Mr and Mrs Smith duo at night. Either way, no one cheated. Diego realises you can have both. The end.

3.Victor: anything with Sissy. The bar and sissy. Good music, he’s chilling with a bar towel over his shoulder, they’re happy. It’s the most mundane of lives but it’s what he wants.

4. Allison, runs as Madame present, using her powers or not. She’s with Claire, she’s doing it all and her daughter is there every step of the way, as is Ray

5. Five. My least favourite by far but I’ll give him his Kim Catrall moment in Mannequin and give him his very own Delores. She runs a coffee shop and he works for the CIA.

6. Klaus, my baby boy. Be with your love Dave. I see them in San Francisco. They run a successful rehab centre. They have a daughter called Mary Jane 👀

7. Ben, Jennifer. Bennifer?? I’m not sure for these. One wants to go for irony and have them work in aquarium conservation. Specifically squid but that might be too on the nose

Anything, literally anything would be better than what we got. If any creators see this and are good with a fake edit: PLEASE, please hit me with a serotonin boost and make this somewhat real I beg

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How did they go from this to season 4?! I’m gutted

What happened to Mr. Lone Wolf Doesn’t Need Anybody? He met a crazy lady. Changed his mind.

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SPOILERS/QUESTION FOR FANS OF THE COMIC!!!

Can someone let me know if it’s in the original story/comic that Lila and Five get together?! Because I can’t think why they would do a full 180 from the season before with Diego and Lila realising they need each other and want a family. Because honestly wtf was that??