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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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req'd by @paper-ink-and-sorrow

your circus, your monkeys i fear

text: Obi wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't my kids. Or my divorce.

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Know what’s sad?  When Steve’s plane was going down and Peggy proposes a date a week from then at the Stork Club.

The Stork Club was in New York.  They were working out of London, if not France, by then.  She suggested someplace they both knew, but wouldn’t have been able to get to.

She realized he was asking her to talk to him until he died, and helped him dream up a fantasy scenario in the home he’d left behind until his plane hit the water.

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Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon

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X Files really had it all while still giving me nothing

Only one bed

Stuck in the rain

Lost in the woods

Among Us style mystery killer paranoia

Fake marriage

Kidnapped (every conceivable way possible)

Crying over your hospital bed

Camping

Stranded on an island

Stranded in Antarctica

Using my clothes to cover/warm you up

Terminal illness

Quarantined together

“I’m keeping your [sentimental item] safe until I get you back”

*can’t go 2 hours without calling you*

Pizza & movie nights

Attending work functions together

I went back in time and you were there

We have to strip to check each other for ominous skin abnormalities

Wrote you love letters

New Year’s kiss

Spent my holiday on a case with you

Cleaning each other’s wounds

*wipes your face when you got food on it*

Road trip

Undercover together

Stake outs

Instinctually reaches out for you

I can recognize you even if I can’t see your face

Even brainwashed, I refuse to hurt you

Literal soulmates

Secret relationship

They even gave us goddamned surprise pregnancy

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how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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I don’t think I’ll ever get over renowned Star Wars Author Timothy Zahn, creator of Mara Jade and MFING THRAWN looking me dead in the eyes mid conversation and asking:

“can I tell you one of my headcanons?”

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Local Quilt Show

My phone camera is absolutely terrible, but the quilts were stunning! These are some of my favourites. I also got stopped by multiple people who want me in the quilt guild (which was lovely of them, and the perils of being a younger, man-appearing person who quilts) and got tips on all the good local shops so Hell Yeah.

I went a bit wild with fabrics, and don't have a plan for many of these, but they were absolutely stunning! I also got some nice haberdashery/tools I've been needing. The US national parks fabric was an accident (it was next to identical cryptid fabric) but the design isn't too bad? I'll take it as fate.

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gadzooks! my game? It be'eth changed!

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while

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Flashback. Actor Chris Evans for Flaunt Magazine.

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If anyone hasn’t heard about it yet, Iman Vellani did a review of Thunderbolts* and it’s fucking hysterical xD