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i'm alive?

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like for a one liner starter?

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shit my friends insist i said more than once sentence starters;

❝can you believe my sister commented on my last instagram picture thati look like satan?❞ 

❝listen… i may be tiny but my kicks are can reach very high don’t try me. ❞

❝ actually, you’ve got it all wrong, darling. my middle finger salutes you. ❞

❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞

❝ did you know in that in eighth grade i kicked someone’s knee and broke it? ❞

❝ he deserved it, no one fucking compares me to a semi-trailer and gets away with that. ❞

❝ do i look like my brother’s keeper to you? ❞

❝ the best thing that happens when couple combine their names on facebooks is that you can block them both in one press. ❞

❝ you know, it’s so weird that the saying is butterflies in your stomach, it should me just flies because usually the person you fall for is a piece of shit. ❞

❝ you know you should all just break up with your boyfriends and just date me, we could be each other’s sisters wives. ❞

❝ yes it is morning, good however it is not. ❞

❝ why do birthdays happens only once a year? i want to get birthday gifts every week.

❝ i’m literally the biggest sinner in this city. ❞

❝ how does my grandma always sees me from her window, for fucks sake, there’s a building in front of hers! ❞

❝ i just hope my grandma won’t tell my mom she saw us kiss.. ❞

❝ if you piss me off one more time i will throw my phone at your face. ❞

❝ scaring people is kinda my thing. ❞

❝ what do you mean thanks? bow down to your fucking queen. ❞

❝ what do you mean thanks? lose your clothes. ❞

❝ why yes, throwing water balloons at our boss is a good idea. ❞

❝ well you see there’s thing thing called google, how about you use that instead of driving me nuts. ❞

❝ oh for the love of god, all i wanted was a bit of silence and rihanna’s voice is that so fucking bad? ❞

❝ we should watch porn together, that will be fun. ❞

❝ who’s idea was it to do this again? ❞

❝ i swear i’m a nice person once you get to know me. ❞

❝ i am not a midget! i’m 5′0 for godness sake! ❞

❝ when will the aliens save me from his awful planet? ❞

❝ do you think anyone will notice if i burnt down the school? ❞

❝ honestly, who cares, i mean if i break my leg then i will get babied by you so just push me off the bar i beg of you. ❞

❝ i wish i was an ice cream cone. ❞

❝ you can’t handle being punk rock, you can barely handle being cheesy pop. ❞

❝ if you punch me in the face i’ll give you a dollar. ❞

❝ honestly i’ll give everything for the hulk to fight me. ❞

❝ i feel as if someone is baking me in an oven. ❞

❝ do you think i’ll be a good wife? ❞

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club penguin bans sentence starters

"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"

"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"

"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"

"why is the only angry one black?"

"get in loser, we're going sledding,"

"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"

"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"

"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"

"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"

"i could go back and pretend to be you,"

"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"

"you're tearing this family apart, ___"

"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"

"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"

"wanna hear a joke? your future,"

"i would like to order all the money,"

"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"

"do it for the vine,"

"you dress like an idiot,"

"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"

"hey you forgot something. your social life,"

"help me hide this body in here,"

"did you just propose, using emojis?"

"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"

"it's called capitalism,"

"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"

"shit, we on national television,"

"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"

"can you leave my house please?"

"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"

"can i pay you in swag?"

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

"what the flipper?"

"santa isn't real,"

"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"

"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"

"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"

"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"

"fuck it, i ain't running,"

"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"

"i'll ask my mom,"

"smooth as butter,"

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mom and goatee guy

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What if suga went to a teacher school and becOMES A TEACHER AT KARASUNO WHEN HE FINISHED SCHOOL. Imagine his student telling ‘the team that sugawara-sensei was in in high school went to the national!’, he’ll be like a liVING LEGEND—–

My twitter

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Just suga eating yummy food and being happy~ (´；ω；`)

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a queue will be running while i’m away!

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Why is volleyball uniform with no sleeves so sexy why teLL ME WH Y

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Suga turn to rock in casual style. This is dedicated to @andyzambie, happy birthday, Andy!

And also, thank you again for 10K followers…! ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

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a queue will be running while i’m away!

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I’m doodling and avoiding responsibilities.

But imagine suga going to medical school after graduation and becomes a children’s doctor. Imagine. The kids would love him. The moms would love him. evERYONE WOULD L OVE HI M.

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I made suga-sempai wears a zinnia flower crown, which has the meaning ‘thinking of friends’ whICH IS SO VERY MAMA SUGA  (ノД`)・゜・。

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I want my own tiny suga that I can take anywhere with me.

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                                                    Sugawara Koushi ( (ハイキュー!! 2 ) 

                                          Happy Birthday 「06/13 」

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[06.13] - happy birthday to my fandom bday buddies! (｡'▽'｡)♡

[½] Haikyuu!! + Sugawara Koushi - 菅原孝支 → phone wallpapers [720x1280]