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ghost choir 👻 🎵

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Tired of your players killing all your monsters? Set this on them. Bonus points if you make the tiny mosquito tone buzz every time one of them rolls juuuust below the required Perception DC. 

I don’t know why I made this

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I feel like that's just the internet

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Anyway

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DOCTOR WHO The End of Time: Part Two

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I'm lowkey non binary, but my first language is german and everybody keeps bitching about grammer

need to collect more of these

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Yosuke Amemiya

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#Welcome ex Twitter users #this is exactly what awaits you

can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite

Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.

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Would you sloppy a neurotypical?

they won’t be neurotypical when I’m done with them

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Pa mi...

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You seem like you play halfling bards in DnD LMAO

new way to call someone the f slur just dropped

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I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.

also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"

and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper

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Beethoven — Fur Chiken

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Wut

(Cat is @/pixelandsophie on IG)

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)