secret-saiki

[secret-saiki]

did you see what they said after that about you being the angel to lead them out of the basement to make them see the light. They're becoming a soppy git Kuriko. Save them.

No, no. It actually means a lot to me that they think so highly of me. I don't know how to respond other than... "thanks, yuuma. You're my best friend."

[secret-saiki]

you gave Kouki Sawakita brain damage. I hope you know that

When did I do that?

[secret-saiki]

https://www.tumblr.com/silly-silly-serious-billy/793125359429222400/did-you-know-the-angel-and-devil-on-your-shoulders?source=share

this actually means a lot.

[secret-saiki]

That was me and I meant to say go fuck yourself

Go Smurf yourself

Ohh so you think you can get away with death threats by replacing the word "kill" with something more harmless? Or is it something else you're trying to say?

[secret-saiki]

Take a deep breath, I'll be over soon.

Are you feeling okay?

@secret-saiki

no I am Not I need to think of more ways to destroy them I need to get better at drawing blood it has to be realistic I need to hear them screaming. I have to kill mugami toru over and over again and rip his arms from their sockets.

[secret-saiki]

By the way, what’s your weapon of choice?

lasers

[secret-saiki]

Oh, by the way, do you want to meet me at Kousei’s address this time around for some… ambiguous after-work activities?

absolutely

[secret-saiki]

And you're mine.

I'm so sorry he's bothering you. Do you need anything from me? I can doordash you some treats.

Is this Kuriko?

[secret-saiki]

Good because the treats are already on their way

I'm so sorry he's bothering you. Do you need anything from me? I can doordash you some treats.

Is this Kuriko?

[secret-saiki]

Yes, that was me. Sorry I forgot to sign off.

I'm so sorry he's bothering you. Do you need anything from me? I can doordash you some treats.

Is this Kuriko?

[secret-saiki]

are you related to John Saiki

yesn't

[secret-saiki]

what happened to ‘I’ll pay you when I pay you’

i'm NEVER paying him. you lost your chance when you had your little friend release that photo, sawakita.

[secret-saiki]

well shit I thought you were going to deny its existence. pay off your debt to kouki Sawakita or I will show it to the world

What debt? I don't think I ever told him I'd pay him actually. I'm giving him 100 yen.

[secret-saiki]

give Kouki Sawakita money or I will show the world the picture of you in a maid dress

Fine. I'll give him money.

[secret-saiki]

yes I am. did you try the link in the password

I'm not getting Rick rolled.

[secret-saiki]

I think I’m hilarious actually

You aren't

[secret-saiki]

my username is ligma_balls

my password is https://streamable.com/lf027o

Do you think you're funny? Well jokes on you. I wasn't going to log into your account anyway because Roblox is FOR NERDS