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just needed these cinematic parallels side-by-side

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he’s so real for this

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Luke & Lorelai in GILMORE GIRLS 6.17 | I'm OK, You're OK

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SABRINA CARPENTER Manchild (2025)

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"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."

This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.

I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.

And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.

Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.

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Their not even together (yet) and he’s already whipped.

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A CINDERELLA STORY 2004 — dir. Mark Rosman

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we don't talk enough about how when gale was whipped, peeta stood up for him and went up there because he knew he was katniss' best friend (and maybe lover for all he knew) and he didn't make any comments about it to katniss at all (at least not romance related ones)

but when peeta was tortured and hijacked, gale compared himself to him and said he would never top that level of pain and now katniss won't choose him

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Practical Magic (1998) dir. Griffin Dunne

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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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JORDAN DONICA as DR. WILLIAM KIRKLAND and DENEE BENTON as PEGGY SCOTT The Gilded Age 3.2- What the Papers Say

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THE GILDED AGE 1.02 | “Money Isn’t Everything”

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THE PARENT TRAP 1998 | dir. nancy meyers

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No matter what happens in Doctor Who, for the next 4.5 billion years, the 12th Doctor will always be somewhere out there, deliberately dying on loop in a torture castle…so that Clara Oswald can cheat death.

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THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner

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12th Doctor hanging out with queer women for his entire run really went "man, you guys are so cool, mind if I become one of you" and didn't wait for an answer

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Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright