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People will literally be doing anything on ao3

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Since we're losing TikTok in America, I thought I'd share one of my favorite Anders edits.

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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

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You were given teeth. Use them now and use them wisely.

i liked this ask so much i made it into a sign

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I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash

It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds

In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast

(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)

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Across Lake Calenhad

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hey. has anyone ever thought about a vampire trying to sew up your wounds, but they can't help but lick at them. gasping out apologies, gripping the flesh along the outskirts of it. sewing with shaking hands, thread wet with their saliva as they can't help but fall to lap at their suture. moaning low into the tight pulled skin. blood seeps as the heart beats, calling to them to rip. rip open and gorge. mending the tear while their body screams for nothing more than to unravel it. have we thought about this

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do you want to hurt me. hey do you wanna hurt me. hey. hey i was just wonderig if it would feel good for you if you hurt me. would it feel good. would it feel like cool water being poured on something inside you that’s burning. would hurting me feel like unclenching the fist that has a vice grip on your insides. would it feel like the release of breath that you didn’t even know you were holding. would it do any of those things, or would it just make you happy? either way, i’m right here. do you want to hurt me

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🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃🏃‍♀️

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Ser Pounce-a-lot appreciation post

Bonus:

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So can we all agree that Ao3 is the top?

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sure she’s evil but look at those tits

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Fanfic is a free hobby.

It's one of the last few things we can have as a society that's free. You can engage, for free. People give you things (art, stories, etc), for free.

Don't buy into the consummerism just because it's everywhere else.

You don't have to consume everything you interact with. You don't have to use things, just because they exist.

You're allowed (still, for now), to have things that are enjoyable for free.

Do you realise how insane the world is? We don't have many places where we can just be, for free anymore, but ao3 is. Did you notice we don't have ads in ao3? We don't have pop ups? Where ELSE do we not have that?

Where else can you just go and not have to wait for a commercial to be over or for ads to be on the sidelines?

I don't think the younger people understand, but the whole of internet used to be like this. YouTubers would do Youtube for free, just because. You couldn't monetise your internet presence before.

Ao3 is like a little preserved corner of the internet where the old internet used to be, and it's being attacked by people who do not understand that free things are allowed to exist without judgment.

Please don't ruin this for us.

Some of us need it.

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this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists